Baberaham Lincoln

Living proof of Murphy's Law

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🦠

[Satan @s8n]

If you think God loves you, just remember he's the one who gave you that big forehead.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

[Baberaham Lincoln @kkmurphinator]

I’ve been praying they would revive fourloko in my lifetime

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

National drywall shortage imminent.

[Baberaham Lincoln @kkmurphinator]

The only time I hit red lights is when I am running late

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird

[Satan @s8n]

If you're having a bad day, just remember, it can always get worse.

[waliu @idek_tb]

Friend: i’ll have only 1 drink”

Me in the kitchen preparing the worlds strongest cocktail for them

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Going home after not doing any work but making my coworkers laugh all day

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I know imma be sleep as soon as I make it to the crib”

Me as soon as I get home:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[Baberaham Lincoln @kkmurphinator]

Bender as a baseline

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

they hate to see a silly goose winning

[Cam Gavinski @camgavinski]

it’s better to have yolo’d and yolost than to never have yolo’d at all

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

first they give you butterflies then mental health problems