Kaelin Roshell

the only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

[Kaelin Roshell @kkroshell]

#monsterjumplive #sweepstakes @DieselBrothers_

[Kaylee @kayleenygaard]

“Whoever’s fucking my ex needs to do a better job because he’s still texting me”

[Drew @drewsmith0]

Never been one for New Year’s resolutions... glad I kept this one.

[☔️ @evanflairdrip]

this is why i want a son before a daughter

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

i’ve become way too comfortable w/ hanging out by myself lately that i’m basically SCREWED. u want to go out to eat? i’m eating pizza already (unaccompanied) u want to go shopping? already going sunday (alone) you want to go on a date? i already have plans that day! (with myself)

[kam ☆ @kami_hay]

rt if ur boyfriend is hot

[dre @dre2smith]

my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Her: come over

Me: I’m busy

Her: my parents aren’t home ;)

Me: I know

Her: What

Me: I’m hanging with your parents

Her: What

Me: Craig says fuck u lmao

[Jermaine Kearse @JKearse_15]

Hey everyone, help me tackle hunger today! For every ReTweet, P&G will donate $1 to ShopRite Partners in Caring!

[mrs. gebo @marcealzada]

this semester is comeback szn. we getting A’s, we getting money, we eating healthy, we lifting heavy, our tans aren’t fading, and our relationships are thriving💐🧠✨🍑 speaking it into existence!!!

[betsy @betsylozan]

when i was at the lake there was a group of college guys jumping off a cliff and they were all giving this one dude in their group crap for wearing a life jacket when no one else had one on & he goes “quit it i pinky promised my girl i would wear it” and i think about that a lot

[Rilee Marie Luzinski @RileeLuzinski]

A lot has changed in the last year and if I’m being honest I’m pretty okay with it

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it

[🕊 @skertskertt]

Only one name in my phone that gets me excited.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Ok, it can be any signed, game worn @NBA jersey. Doesn’t have to be @warriors.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu