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🇮🇪 mind ur business

[⚰︎ @vamperignon]

In 20 years from now there will be a slur for kids whose parents met on Hinge

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[ana lu @kentonan7]

“2027 é daqui 5 meses” eu que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019

[supreme leader newport @point5princess]

sometimes when I smoke weed around my bf who’s only drug of choice is ibuprofen I feel like I’m blowing smoke at a baby

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[rye @v_osamu]

getting blocked by someone and they block your friend too

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fact that animal life on earth has been reduced by 70% in the last 50 years is not making enough people sick

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I think if weed didn't smell people wouldn't give a shit as much as they do about it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why NO billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

[BAYC Holder Therapist @Bh2800]

120 pound Crypto rugger Incel Lexapro gets bodyslammed by a female after throwing a drink on her.

[K @kkttxox]

Havin boundaries as a people pleaser feels like I’m makin everyone else’s life hell for the sake of my own happiness 🫪

[Zion @zionszzn]

Weed smokers:

Non weed smokers: you can’t go a day without smoking can you crackhead? Is that what you smoke? Crack? Fucking crackhead. omg I think I’m getting high from smelling the air. you’re so annoying. I’m high on life n you’re high on crack you fucking crackhead

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Dealers across the UK tonight

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[Ibriz @Ibrizxc]

The state of how England fans will be found in Mexico if England wins