Kelli

Advertising is my jam and vampires, werewolves and dragons are real.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Let me add this, from the jump, so there’s NO confusion. I started in this movement as a candidate during the Tea Party movement, and I began my political commentary career shortly thereafter. I helped build this movement and I sure as hell am not going to let it get hijacked by a group of black-pillers, life-losers, grifters and bums.

We are a movement guided by truth. The essence of conservative ideology is the preservation of eternal truths. We are not the “latest thing” group. We are not political cannibals. I’ve watched quietly from the inside while doing the job I was hired to do, but I’m back now, and it’s time to restore balance to the force (that one was for Gui).

As we get ready to make some announcements about the future of the show, I also want to warn the haters and the zeroes - we’ve been at this a long time. We live for this stuff. This isn’t our first, second or tenth rodeo. We’ve seen a lot dipshits come and go. We revel in making you angry enough to show your asses. It’s glorious.

We’ve got midterms coming up, and there’s no time for bullshit. This administration is cooking and REAL change simmers. If you’re spending your entire day bitching and whining with 3/4ths of the term still to go, then please find the exits. There’s no time for it. It’s not “infighting” when you excise a cancer killing the host. It’s “outfighting” because you’re not part of any movement I’m familiar with.

Looking forward to big things ahead. Can’t wait to tell you about it.
-Dan

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

They really want you to forget about this.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@KeithOlbermann This you?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Why have you hardly heard about this story?

It doesn’t fit the narrative.

64-year-old Roger Borkum, a homeless man, was brutally beaten to death by three Black teens in Florida.

He was found lying in a pool of blood after the attackers rummaged through his backpack while kicking, stomping, and beating him.

And nothing but silence from the media. Truly sickening.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

In 2021 Charlie Kirk made a chilling prediction that Biden intentionally let Afghanistan fall to let hundreds of thousands flood America, changing the body politic permanently.

Charlie was right yet again.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

@Mia_Stretch Exactly one year before they murdered Charlie, they tried to murder me.

Americans are being assasinated on American soil and agencies within our government are aware.

We have lost this country.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized.
Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement.
Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out.
I ask that every person RETWEET and share this.
I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me.
To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly.

Let all be revealed.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨You honestly cannot make this up…

Footage of Tyler Robinson turning himself into police does not exist. The footage simply does not exist anymore or…maybe it never existed in the first place. You decide!

https://t.co/oYFmXntyz8

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

BREAKING: Former Capitol Police Officer Shauni Rae Kerkhoff is a forensic match to the long-sought Jan. 6 pipe bomber. This was all a coverup.

SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE, BECAUSE THE MEDIA WON'T

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her https://t.co/KElfRkX9OD

[Kelli @kkwoot]

@realalexclark Corporate America could use a few of his standards too.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

SECRETARY OF WAR HEGSETH: “No more identity months, DEI offices, dudes in dresses."

"No more climate change worship, no more division, distraction, or gender delusions."

"We are done with that s***.”

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@RepSwalwell @JDVance My guess is Eric Spyfart's team photoshopped this themselves.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

BREAKING: Sinclair CONFIRMS [despite news of ABC bringing back Kimmel’s show] they will be PULLING IT from their ABC affiliates 'indefinitely.'

What a mess.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

You have to work really hard to be this dumb.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Is this the same Obama who unleashed the full power of federal law enforcement and the Intel agencies against Trump and the IRS against the Tea Party?  Put a sock in it, Obama.

https://t.co/FaBBqWKWCf