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Whatever Party does aggressive PSAs to tell people to keep left unless overtaking gets my vote. "Look to your left. Anything there? No? Then keep left fuck nuts" #Elections2024

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@virginmedia Connection came back. But speeds are disappointing

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@virginmedia ME5 area. Any idea when the internet will be back? It's been four hours now

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@virginmedia you've literally just upped my bill and the internet isn't working. Poor show. Wish I didn't renew. Should have gone to EE

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@TrumpetDave @dharford79 You and I both know that not all middle lane hoggers are doing 70mph.
If you see a car approaching from behind and you move over, you must be one of the rare middle lane sitters that is aware.

Most are completely oblivious and sit in the middle until their Jct is 30m away.

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@SkyNews British public = cash cows

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@Yul_Grynner @TrumpetDave @dharford79 Sorry Yul. Didn't mean to trigger you. I really do hope I haven't ruined your morning.

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@TrumpetDave @dharford79 If there's nothing to overtake. Keep left. It's not difficult. Approaching traffic in lane 1 can then safely move to 2 then back to 1. Otherwise approaching traffic in the correct lane has to make a decision... Pass on the inside or make multiple manoeuvres

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@SouthernWater I've had issues with water for a while. And I do not know when this new digital meter went in. If I DM and provide details will you be able to advise when this was installed?

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@SouthernWater your website says you're open for enquiries. But the number says you aren't? My meter pit has water in it

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@SouthernWater That's the thing Tara. It doesn't match

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@SouthernWater It worked. Thank you
My account still says I have a analogue meter. Not a digital one. Also, what number do I submit online to submit a meter reading?

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@SouthernWater I'll try "water leak"

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@SouthernWater I said "water in meter pit"

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@SouthernWater Tried that too. See attached

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@SouthernWater The 03 number. When I give the response that I want to talk to someone about the meter pit it says offices are closed

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@SkyNews This guy must have a really great personality.

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@BertieFigueres @melgarthwaite @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice Undertaking is illegal where you take the position in front of the vehicle after passing on their left.
Simply passing on their inside isn't illegal.

Sometimes a good orbit and a shake of the head, if it's quiet, makes people think.

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@SkyNews Sleight of hand.

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Arrived early to a conference. Sitting in my car. Must be at least 300 parking spaces. I park in the corner of the car park. 10minutes later, with the whole car park available to choose from, some dude decides to park right next to me 🙄#odd