KLC

Caffeine-dependent life form. Washed up athlete. Laughs at my own jokes. Especially gifted napper. Facetious AF. I’m an enigma, you’ll drown in my depths.

[NFL @NFL]

.@tkelce and @taylorswift13 postgame is everything. ❤️

Full @insideTheNFL Mic'd Up coverage tonight 8/7c on @TheCW

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

say it louder for the people in the back

[KLC @klc1323]

What is it about being in your 30s that makes spraining your ankle so easy to do?

[KLC @klc1323]

Twitter’s not X, it’s Twitter.

I have childhood trauma, don’t do this to me.

[KLC @klc1323]

I feel so naughty for being up so late and then I look at the clock and it’s only 7:30 lol.

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS HERE.

[KLC @klc1323]

Croutons dipped in Caesar dressing and a La Croix - girl dinner or depression dinner?

The line is blurry.

[KLC @klc1323]

Not gonna lie, mustard girl’s Tik tok videos really turn me on.

[chase @_chase_____]

who’s my primary care doctor? that’s me & my 18 open browser tabs, babe

[KLC @klc1323]

No one in my support group values Twitter anymore so I’ve decided that this is where I can be my most authentic self. Many self disclosures to come.

[KLC @klc1323]

Some weekends you just gotta go ape shit on some early 2000s Mandy Moore movies.

[KLC @klc1323]

So you’re trying to tell me that Meredith Grey’s mom is also a therapist and is also the vice president of the United States? Wow.

#GretsAnatomy #ThisIsUs #Scandal

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Last time I try recommending a movie to my ex.

[KLC @klc1323]

Give a dog fresh water and they drink out of the toilet.

[KLC @klc1323]

My reviews thus far on on Prince Harry and Megan Markle’s new doc series:

1.) Harry could- to no one’s shock- get it any day 🌶️😍🤤

2.) Megan’s mom- fucking protect her at all costs, a total true PGOW!!

[KLC @klc1323]

Needing glasses is an identity crisis.

I’M OPPRESSED!!

[KLC @klc1323]

Therapist: If I see you on social media, I’ll ignore you. I need to protect your confidentiality

Me: DMs her memes weekly

[KLC @klc1323]

I’m a 90s baby that grew up watching Roseanne and you’re a 90s baby that didn’t- we are not the same.

(One of us has a dysfunctional family and a diagnosed menty b).

[‹𝟹 @wuvhart]

when he calls me baby i get the zoomies

[KLC @klc1323]

I’ve made a very intentional, spiritual decision to re-watch Reno 911 from the beginning after at least a decade of abstinence and I gotta tell ya- they just don’t make TV like this anymore.