Karen Leavitt 🌻 🇺🇦 🇮🇱

Marketing nerd. This is my personal account. All opinions my own. Retweet not necessarily an endorsement.

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@RadioFreeTom @ianbremmer Your taste in Asian cuisine?

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@atrupar Has anyone determined where the Jewish space lasers have been aimed recently?

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@FPWellman Trump looking for his ride, which is just out of frame to his left.

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@RadioFreeTom The toupee alone is a felony.

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@MollyJongFast We claim to drain the swamp, but we really just make the swamp worse.

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@RadioFreeTom @Byrdsmanse Okinawa … let’s settle down.

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@RadioFreeTom @neeratanden The Pillage People.

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@RadioFreeTom The Ayatollah is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

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@3YearLetterman It’s about time we use Parental Controls to control parents.

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@RadioFreeTom The idea is to hire a member of the Bocchicchio family, and give them permanent residence in the White House.

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@Acyn Getting ready to celebrate our nation’s birthday with Red, White, and American Flag Blue.

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@RadioFreeTom It’s not your birthday. You have the luxury of continuing your “negotiations” until December, to achieve your key demand of “pay tribute to your emperor on my birthday”.

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@mmpadellan Who owns the letters? Can they be sold? Maybe break them into splinter-sized pieces, encased in acrylic — like when you could buy a piece of the Berlin Wall.

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@Acyn He’s going to have to invade Cuba tomorrow to distract from the disaster he created in NYC.

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@Chef_franco74 Jemima Canyon

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@TrueFactsStated Who sculpted a tiger cub face in the mashed potatoes?

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@atrupar It’s gonna take 10 years to build the Hudson River Tunnel. How was MSG able to construct a drone-proof ballroom overnight?

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@gtconway3d @HillaryClinton Sure he’s asleep at 3pm, but he’ll be up at 3am rage tweeting.

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@RadioFreeTom Looks like a Victorian memento mori.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar It looks like a Victorian memento mori. If only.