mike

byod

[mike @KlimakMichael]

goin... goin... gone.

[mike @KlimakMichael]

The third party needs to be girls and gays

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Made my first $600 in one night in 9 years serving but it’s already gone all the same day 😭😭 I hate bills

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Never did I use the kids ramp and still get a gutter while bowling

[mike @KlimakMichael]

I wanna be a server on a cruise ship

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Started journaling yesterday

[mike @KlimakMichael]

“Did you shit yourself again”
*que laugh, cough, wheeze*

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Who would win the fight

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Waking up the better version of myself tomorrow morning 🌅😌🧜🏼‍♂️💆🏼‍♂️💅🏃🏼👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👦👑🐱🐱🍀🪴🌚🌈🥦🍓🏋️🏆❤️

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Leo Dicaprnio

[mike @KlimakMichael]

LOL THE MONA LISA IS A MAN

[mike @KlimakMichael]

“They’re always greasy”

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Maybe some people should pick a new profession

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Just so you guys know I started the chocolate martini trend at the prestige lounge

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Why did I fall into the fountain at ceasers palace … took a whole swim

[mike @KlimakMichael]

This fucking day bro I’m so stressed

[mike @KlimakMichael]

I need a lawyer

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Why do I be getting angry so fast over the dummest shit 🤣😅

[mike @KlimakMichael]

What does that mean coming from a gay man……?? gay, trans, daddy issues, problems within myself.. idk 😭😭😭😭

[mike @KlimakMichael]

I want to date a straight dude

[mike @KlimakMichael]

Really sucks