Kaje

Be prepared to have access to my deepest, darkest thoughts... which are usually about cats, food, and things I hate. Apologies in advance.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

All the cringe memories tonight

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Ah there’s science behind my intrusive thoughts and feelings. I knew I wasn’t being unreasonable, considering I carry the entire load of everything mental, physical, and financial alone.
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Clutter, Cortisol, and Mental Load | Psychology Today https://t.co/vct1MFZT6v

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I need to start over in a new country.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

@SoFiSupport you guys may have some type of bug or issue with your net promoter score following the chat on SoFi internal browser. Here’s a vid of me trying to rate, send, and close.

I do not personally need a resolution to this but thought you should know.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Secondly, because if I have a relative committing the types of crimes that left their skin, blood, other fluids, etc. behind…. Get’em. Blast and cancel them.

I don’t want them so I’m happy to give them away.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Uploading my DNA raw data to all the sites because I’m very sad and concerned about all the Jane and John Doe’s who’ve been registered in the system and remain unclaimed…

If I had a mystery great something or other who no one ever claimed or could identify, I’ll be their fam.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I really just stopped using twitter bc it changed its name. But damn I miss it, though everyone is now on threads so idk what to do with my useless thoughts, I’m torn.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

@wittlebambi_ Lmfao, this was rough for us but yk, Chinese is always a priority. 😂

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Wow. I just had a dream where I was in a house with my friends and I really needed help so I called for them… only to be met with the most B cast replacements claiming to be them. This isn’t Roseanne. You can’t just replace Becky and think I wouldn’t notice. Wtf.

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

As a person deep into her 30s I can confirm that I would absolutely lose my mind if I witnessed this at a party

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I’ve literally seen so many memes and random life philosophy posts that have innately touched me, that I no longer know if I dreamed up my own unique thought or if I just saw something in a post one time and sub conscious just held onto it while my functional brain forgot.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I should probably get back on my medication because my mentally unstable ass has been raw dogging it for like two/three weeks and it’s been a legit emotional roller coaster.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I already know where I’ll find my future husband, I’ve made sure to swear to myself that there’s no other options.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Could not find twitter on my phone for a solid few minutes until I realized it is now called X. Which is stupid. What do we call a tweet now? Am I supposed to ask people what their X @ is? What?

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

Slept all day and still sleepy.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I lifted weights once and I think that my body now thinks that we must prepare for regularly heavy labor bc it seems to be going into some type of preparation or preservation mode bc I just can’t stop feeling hungry today.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

My phone let me know of AirPods tracking my position now it’s letting me know of an AirTag and now I’m starting to get concerned.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I just wanted to be short and cop an attitude. But how tf did I fold after 1 text.

[Kaje @kljnsmth]

I love playing games and being competitive but I know I always lose and yet I still love to play anyways.

[Audny 🎀 🩷 @AudnyApeiron]

Me for at least an hour after I take a shower: