Marcus Blank

[Marcus Blank @klonoptimist]

Genetically 1.5% Dances with Wolves
#DemocraticCandidateAMovie

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Tap-to-fart
#iPhone23Features

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#YouPlusMeEquals HPV

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12 Angry Men Without Hats #MovieBandMashup

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Rosanne Barr vs. Valerie Jarrett
#OddCelebrityOctagonMatches

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I'm waiting for the first opprtunity to nod in apparent acknowledgement of whatever you're saying before ditching this conversation. #mustbeanintrovert

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You forcing me to ignore you while you talk is is the low point of my day. #mustbeanintrovert

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Thoroughly Modern Mille Bornes #gamenightschmovies

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Sparcheesitacus #gamenightschmovies

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The Hurt Lockerplunk #gamenightschmovies

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No Country for Old Maids #GameNightSchmovies

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Catch Me If You Canasta #GameNightSchmovies

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The Unbearable Lightness of Beer Pong #GameNightSchmovies

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Snakes and Ladders on a Plane #GameNightSchmovies

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Fuck Long Division!! #KidsCampaignSlogans

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Spewmonkey #HorrorIceCream

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Dulce de leeches #HorrorIceCream

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Jane Fonda's Workout #80sPhoneApps

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#IfIWereInWitnessProtection I hope it wouldn't be Jehovah's Witness Protection

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Crazy Little Thing Collandered Love #KitchenStuffSongsAndSingers