OJ Simpin

I teach English. However I study languages as well. I speak okay German. I’m learning 5 languages because I hate myself

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I really hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@elizabeth_seers Exactly. It’s like saying all of humanity is God’s children. He will always welcome you back even if you turned away from him. Just like as any loving family would. It’s such a heartwarming allegory.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@toeic_haru8801 I’m used to waking up early is more natural

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

Learning to read:
German & Spanish: Slight differences you’re good man.

Russian: I’m just more designed for my sounds, it’s not too bad.

Korean: Yay I learned consonants and vowels… what about the doubles… huh?!

Japanese: You’re gon be here for a looonngggg time.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

English is weird
Let’s take the contraction “isn’t”.
We all know it’s short for “is not”.

“It’s cold today, isn’t it?” ✅

You can’t do this though
“It’s cold today, is not it?” ❌

No you have to say
“It’s cold today, is it not?” ✅

This rule applies to most contractions

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@Switch_god762 @kugelfoermiger Hilf mir bitte. Ich kann nicht mehr…

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@tedcruz Libertarians, conservatives, moderates, and common sense Americans….

You just listed everyone that you and Trump have alienated by cheering on more war, covering up for pedophiles, voting to increase spending, and trying to bribe everyone with $5000 checks.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@politico Netanyahu is a wanted war criminal. He should be arrested when he arrives in New York.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@Nicol307920989 I’d recommend a bong. Everything gets trapped in the water. Not as smelly, and no continuous burn.

[Chris @chrisdguise]

It’s very telling that no one wrote that for Saxony-Anhalt

[Iwan @IwanDerErste]

Boomer wählen den Krieg für ihre Enkel.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@R_7_Rocket As an American I would prefer boring politics. I feel my country is a circus right now.

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@endosyan They really are, they’re only playing in two cities in the US next year…
However still love the music.
🇬🇧🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

[. @sailorsRest1]

Pretty much what happened here

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

@KunterbuntLeben Deutsch: Gelb
Englisch: Lila
Mathe: Rot
Naturwissenschaften: Blau
Geschichte: Orange

[Rania @umyaznemo]

And this is why zionism is antisemitic!

[OJ Simpin @klorox420]

I think I’m going to move to Asia. Maybe Japan. I need a long break from America.

[Anthony Doyle🍉 @Anthonysmdoyle]

Ed Sheeran: "I'm gonna side with oppressive colonizers. Literally everyone I'm touring with is Irish. Can't see any way this will go wrong."

[Ungovernable 🇺🇸 @710forme]

We’re already in a depression you fucktards