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[klowry @klowry46]

I may be biased but I stand by ‘96-‘97
Babies have always been the best “grade” because we are the complete middle ground from old school to new school (most likely due to timing with the rise of the Internet) so we are precociously hip. #weirdbrag

[klowry @klowry46]

Getting some @harrys bodywash in my favorite scent for my bf. Amazon only has 4 packs which basically lasts 2 years. This is the funniest review I’ve read in a while.

[klowry @klowry46]

@t_dawgxoxo I admire your creative juices

[klowry @klowry46]

@t_dawgxoxo @Ninja Hahaha thank you for making me realize this will not be good for my health.

[klowry @klowry46]

I don’t always think I’m the main character but when I do I’m definitely walking down a busy street to the subway listening to 2000’s hits with noise cancelling AirPods. Bonus points for acting like you’re jamming out and smile at strangers.

[Adam Ryan 🤝 @AdamRy_n]

How to test if someone is a good person or not?

Watch them deboard a plane.

[klowry @klowry46]

Can we just all agree that sriracha aioli is just a euphemism for spicy Mayo? Stop shaming mayonnaise as if it’s human lard

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[klowry @klowry46]

@t_dawgxoxo Sounds very probable. But demand is apparently too high now so I’m curious to see what happens. Totally thought they were like why would I drive around randos in my enclosed space which was fair

[klowry @klowry46]

In all seriousness - are Uber and Lyft drivers boycotting? Can’t get a ride less than 10 minutes away (if any) in a major U.S city

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[Joel @_joel_william_]

U.S elevation, pretty neat

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

high iq is the real privilege nobody talks about

[klowry @klowry46]

Don’t read about the “Barnum Effect” if you weren’t brought up religious and Astrology was your last sliver of spirit and you think you’re just such a Taurus

[klowry @klowry46]

A few years ago I followed a random girl with the same first and last name and around the same age as me for shits and she followed me back. Now we just always like each others pictures being like okay go off other Katie Lowry!

[Ryan Haecker @RyanHaecker]

Earth, Venus and Jupiter as seen from Mars

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

I feel 50% stupider when I talk out loud vs writing things out, how do I fix this

[klowry @klowry46]

Why is reading in public a personality trait