Kyler Brandt

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs I just love you so much

[Bill Burr @billburr]

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the only team that can make Cleveland Brown fans feel lucky.

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs No :(

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs @versace_guap ok coomer

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs @lauroftheworlds Its true. I delievered the glowing satan juice to the mare myself: https://t.co/slF3BBvpL8

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@lauroftheworlds @chefhefs Hmm idk. On one hand, we have an actual biologist explaining what luciferin is used for in molecular studies/clinical trials. On the other, we have a Dr. Seuss cartoon starring Danny DeVito. Who to trust? I do love DeVito on Always Sunny...

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs

[Peter Mansbridge @petermansbridge]

Holy shit

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs You listen yet?

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Statement From The Toronto Maple Leafs

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me.

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs "Gee Hunty how come your mom let's you have TWO beers??"

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs Like the tweet coward

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs I am the Total Gym, I am the Salad Glove, I am the Slap Chop, I'm the Forever Lazy

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid
Whose name is most likely Cody

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs And I like laughing at... hmm nevermind

You and me go together like carrots and peas

[Kyler Brandt @km_brandt]

@chefhefs I like telling dirty jokes
And I like smoking crystal meth
But darrling, I. Love. You.