crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now)

random thoughts at very random times

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

i'm starting 2022 by doing what's best for me. 🌘🌑🌒 i'm taking a break from all social media. i may come back at some point, i may not.

please take care of yourselves and do what's best for you. happy new year.
and thanks for all the fish.

💚

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony thanks. me too! nephie has really bad asthma and i'm so worried about him. 😩

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

kinda glad we didn't make it to the in-laws for christmas. almost the whole family has covid now. ☹️

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony crumble blood bound. well, fuck.

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony xp 😍

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

things i want people to know:
i didn't actually view your story. i probably just paused my scrolling to have a sip of my tea. 👆🏻☕️

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

omg. my brain! 🧠🪓
i woke up singing this. i literally have not thought about this song since 1992. and now for no reason... it's been there alllllll day. it just lives there now.
https://t.co/eFUyjfIkIc

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony 🤗

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony 😳😳😳😳 noooooo!

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

sometimes, you just gotta walk away.

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

you know the bottom oven drawer? FUCK THAT THING.
i now have a sore throat and no voice because i spent 15 minutes screaming, trying to get things to fit back in.
there are pot lids, muffin tins and shit all over my kitchen floor but i'm sitting on the couch, eating ice cream.

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@AllisSmith those are super cute 💚

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@PurpleBrina17 i just finished the episode. it hurts!

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@dr_spidertree lucky

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

you know what? telling people who listen to audiobooks that "it doesn't count as reading" is just being #ableist.

i reject the idea that having to look at printed type on paper/screen and hear it in my own head in my own voice is the only way that counts as having read a book.

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@foofighters 🤩

so... when's violet's album coming out?!

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@dr_spidertree yeah. why? does morgan freeman narrate your inner monologue for you? sign me up for that

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@MirandaMajor 🤣
i'm so glad that theme still seems to be working for you!

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

in this weird dream, taylor lautner worked at a bank (that doesn't actually exist) 2 doors down from the restaurant i work at. they held a contest to spend a day with him and i won. he came over to my house to hang out.

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@CrisChalcedony 🍧🍨🍦🍹

wish i could actually send you those in real life

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

i literally just squealed with delight. LOOK AT THIS FORECAST!

(i do recognize that most people aren't happy about this and really do feel for the people that feel physical pain over cold and snow. i'm sorry. 🤗
but i'm also very happy for myself!)

[crapbag (no one wants to be karen right now) @kmah88]

@notthatamanda always a huge plus!