Mark Atkins

Christ follower. Husband. Father. Bassist. Punster. Colts/Pacers fan. Tech nerd. Mountain Dew aficionado.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

• Torn achilles
• Out for the season
• Colts down 31-13
• Pouring rain in Jacksonville

Still on the sidelines supporting his guys.

I have never respected a player more than Daniel Jones in this exact moment.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

Pretty sure Scott Foster and Tim Donaghy could’ve called a better game than the refs at the @Pacers game tonight. Pathetic officiating, @nba.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

Thanks to the Interwebz, I’ve successfully repaired the auto-return mechanism on my JVC JL-A20 turntable! Celebrating by listening to the Ghostbusters soundtrack. 😎

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

COLTS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPER BOWL

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@MattEason While I’m sure they’ll eventually catch on, you have my profound gratitude!

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

And now the Mini Crossword is behind a paywall. Thanks for being a thief of joy, @nytimes. Guess I’ll keep enjoying Wordle until you greedy jerks take that way, too.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@pizzahut Pretty lame that none of the locations near me participated in this promo.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

It’s like Cracker Barrel was taken over by Dolores Umbridge

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Let’s bring the country together and all agree this is bad and needs to be reversed immediately. Not for the left or the right but for America.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

What’s a guy got to do to get a Hal L. cup from @SUBWAY? It’s the last of the four #HappyGilmore2 cups I need! 😭

[Brian Wilson @BrianWilsonLive]

We are heartbroken to announced that our beloved father Brian Wilson has passed away.

We are at a loss for words right now.

Please respect our privacy at this time as our family grieving.

We realize that we are sharing our grief with the world.

Love & Mercy

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Overrate THAT

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@JBay_AllTheWay @switchfoot @relientK This is like having to choose between which kid you love more. Both are phenomenal records that I still spin regularly. I chose NWTBH, but could’ve EASILY gone Two Lefts.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

Looks like #SouthwestAirlines cooked their goose. They essentially took everything that made them unique and threw it out the window just to make a few more bucks. Quite dumb.

[Doug Gladden @DougtheLawyer]

If Southwest Airlines had assembled a focus group and asked them "what's the stupidest thing that we could do to ruin our company," this is what they would have come up with.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@realtalkryan87 Sorry for your loss, man. Losing a grandparent sucks.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@jimmyjohns Elmo wishes you would stop fooling around with this imposter “Kickin’ Ranch” and just make it fresh in-store like before. Elmo knows this would make people happy and Elmo loves when people are happy.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[Max Lewis @MaxLewisTV]

Indiana Fever star @CaitlinClark22 and legendary Indianapolis @Colts quarterback Peyton Manning team up for a new ad for St. Vincent Hospital in Indianapolis. The Peyton Manning Children's Hospital is housed at the hospital. The ad is airing on local TV stations in the city.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@jimmyjohns It may have the Kickin’ Ranch label, but this is NOT Kickin’ Ranch. Way to disappoint your customers for yet a second time (first being getting rid of the REAL Kickin’ Ranch last year) by insulting them, thinking they wouldn’t know the difference between the OG and this version.

[Mark Atkins @kmark]

@NBAonNBC