Katherine Obvious

I won’t hesitate, bitch (she/her)

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

I’ve been writing for reductress for a while but they p much never publish the interns cause they only have to pay us if they publish our pitches 🤪 but I’ve been writing some rly funny ones lately that deserve attention so here are the pitches they rejected this week

[peanut @amoxicillinhter]

REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@RealSpitfire See I KNOW you’re dumb because the women’s event isn’t even over yet, they still have to compete in the free skate. While she currently stands in 13th place, we don’t know what place she’ll finish in because the final scores have yet to be given.

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@unbowedheretic @KieranCFC88 You’re gonna be so pissed when you find out why breakfast is called breakfast

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@Schneider_CM also can I just point out that the graphics behind him makes it looks like they’re burning the American flag

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@mikesmicYT I love Shawn Levy 💜

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@Themb0flcation I could think of dozens of people I would sacrifice to keep that little freak alive

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@morelly314 @north0fnorth I’ve never lived outside of the top 15 and I grew up on a farm please be so fr

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@Tectone this is what yall are doing irl with polio and measles and countless other preventable diseases but alright

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@0xelai @Aurumek_ why do artists get mad when other people steal their work, make it worse, and pass it off as their own? can’t imagine.

[kylie 🌋💍 @sunderedseas]

in some ways, gollum is frodo’s labubu

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@districtshields me when I’m wearing the skirt that makes you non-binary

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@MichaelBuckelew @BabyPluto2020 @alibrooke4ever and ulvade was very famously not stopped by police. the good guys with guns were actually cowardly guys with guns who let elementary children get slaughtered with they hung out outside.

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@BabyPluto2020 @alibrooke4ever I think having your religion mocked is never has disturbing as children getting murdered at school, actually.

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@__maxreynolds @ChatGPTapp that would have taken me 2 minutes in photoshop and I wouldn’t have even had to contribute to climate collapse or the degradation of art as we know it 🤪

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

june

[Katherine Obvious @kmart325]

@2002scoobydoo grey-headed albatross erasure