fugly and fun

[fugly and fun @kmorrow23]

https://t.co/ClkNUmlbRB
no one got me these last year soooo im gonna tweet it again this is all i want for my birthday 🤪

[1Kalwaysdroppin_ @Philly_ASA]

Those terrible Philadelphia fans

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

I’d like to formally apologize to Philly fans. I’ve never seen a fanbase worse than this one

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

When this is the voice of reason you know we’re fucked.

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

Popped the melatonin and showered.. checked my phone… 8pm lol

[liv🦋 @yooolivia]

life since kevin patullo was fired

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[daeveningglow @InlandCaGuy]

The amount of totally valid "this you?" tweets I've seen the last 36 hours, man.....

[Bootleg Liquor on a Sunday Night 🥃 @Mike_Modulator]

As somebody who mocked those dead children from Sandy Hook you should probably shut the fuck up

[Viathan @Viathanlol]

how it feels when a hot person thinks ur hot

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is your banner

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

My fewwo amewicans, a twagedy has stwuk owr bewovved pwesident

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

“Just checking in to see if you’ve completed your Coldplay Concert module yet”

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Everybody in the HR dept watching the Head of HR lady walk in.....

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

she’s so cunty

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

A 12 year old girl watched her mother shield her from bullets in a politically motivated attack she’ll carry for the rest of her life and your first response as an elected official is this because you’re an anti-American piece of shit

[Aaron Rawrdgers @ARdoppelganger]

So you’re saying it should be illegal to enter the capitol building in protest?