Katie Paulson

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Dear Muslims:

Never fuck with the Italians.

Big mistake.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Three top officials in Zohran Mamdani’s administration tried to secretly meet with a senior Islamic Republic official.

The New York Times hasn’t written a word about it.

Weird.

[Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7]

What’s the point of us even knowing about all the fraud, waste, and corruption if nothing is ever going to change?

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[Jillian Michaels @JillianMichaels]

Cause this isn't alarming at all 😳

[America @america]

This is Tou Lue Vang.

Vang is an illegal alien who was convicted of repeatedly raping a 10-year-old girl, which he claimed was ‘normal’ in his culture.

Democrat Governor of Minnesota Tim Walz pardoned him.

This administration just deported him.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

People who try to run over cops don’t get my sympathy

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Tyler said "He wishes he hadn't done it."

Yeah we wish you hadn’t have done it either you psycho. Rot in hell.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

If you have to turn your comments off after calling out perceived corruption, it's probably because you're corrupt.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

If the American flag makes you feel 'unsafe,' we have a suggestion: leave.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

so anyway college football starts soon.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Americans who root for other countries over ours should be deported to the country they root for 👋

[Tommy Tuberville @CoachForGov]

Mental illness.

[mira @miranowhere]

Being called racist for being patriotic is the wildest concept ever

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

Her NEWLY RENOVATED home