Karissa

Chemistry and Bio Engineering major. Twitter comedian. What else do you need to know?

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

I express myself better through gifs than words

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

@noj_bel @bnacker @ChronicSexChat That sounds like teachers buying their own school supplies on their way to their second or third job to make ends meet.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Probably last note. If you are a science communicator and you are working to make something sound scarier or more exciting than it is, rather than easier to understand, I will gladly join the experts in ragging on you.

[Dashiell Driscoll @dashiell]

tiny oranges all my homies
in my kitchen in quarantine

🤝
big bunch of cuties
I’ve been neglecting

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

@JessTheMessO_o Same

[Em @_dilEMMA_____]

I need girl friends who want to have wine nights and teach me how to do makeup

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Deny systemic racism, black people get shot.
Deny science, pandemics happen.
Deny climate change, the world burns.
Deny mask use, thousands die.
Deny election results, insurrections ignite.
Please stop denying reality, or eventually it will come crashing through your doors.

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

@JessTheMessO_o That's my favorite jackbox game of all time!

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Prediction: After this no woman will ever want to go back to wearing a bra, makeup, or real pants again.

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

@kjordan614 Imma fight her

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

Walk into the interview like "What up? Give me a big check."

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

Can I get an F in the chat for having to explain what giving an F in the chat means to the boomers in my family?

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

"I love the term hitched."

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

"There are so many beverages that come out that I care about that I just can't keep up with."

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

"They're American so they own everything in America."

[Aaron Mc Nicholas @aaronMCN]

As tear gas continues to be fired in Tsuen Wan, it was very sad to come across this crying child on Chuen Lung Street who seemed to have been affected by it

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

Fruit snacks are just vitamin gummies for the soul.

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

The man just delivers...@Pedro32santos coming in CLUTCH!

#Crew96 | #CLBvPHI | 2-0

[Karissa @kmsqueen2015]

Everyone my age is getting engaged and adopting cats but I'm just waiting my turn.