My dearest Abigail,
The Free Balogun campaign has succeeded.
After many hard marches through red tape, federation fog, and the cold stone walls of FIFA jail, young Balogun is at last liberated and marches under our colors.
The lads now ride for the Round of 16. One more victory, and they shall breach the quarterfinal frontier, a land our nation’s men have never conquered.
Tonight we feast on victory, orange slices, and dangerous levels of belief.
Yours in liberty,
Capt. Ream 🇺🇸⚽️