sir jack

everything is fake

[sir jack @power_cerj]

Get your parents drunk. You find out fun things. For example:

I was conceived 3 days after my Dad's last major motorcycle wreck while he was heavily bandaged and medicated.

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@FreddyLA7 @Soupaman32 Gotta goto Bourbon n Toulouse!

[🇷🇸Josema Benidorm🐇🏃 @JosemaBenidorm]

Si yo fuese el @RealBetis fichaba a este jugador. Ahora tiene un valor de 5 millones, próximamente valdrá más. Tomen buena nota.

[sir jack @power_cerj]

@KYBobYew Derek Willis

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@seyirnotlari Yall are dumb as the rock Patrick lives under. 15kg

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@whale6x $7500

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@FreddyLA7 Such a beautiful place!

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@Oscartshiebwe34 Come back!

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@rudy_betrayed Ellos was the best. When he catered the animal house thing? Bomb.

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@StateLineCo Need the blue immediately

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@softkale

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Why? What's wrong with clothespins, pens with pocket clips or paperclips?

[Albatross @albatross_216]

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.

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@OlmsteadTrinity @FlemFlam_ @ThePowerK_ @UKFootball Current logo is awful

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@JerryQuickel If there's a Kentucky one, I'd love it!

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Jared Lorenzen.

That guy rocked.

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@LakeShowYo Wemby v Joker. Wild matchup

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@heyyitsjanea King of the punch out

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@_Mulaamamii Did you buy this at a store? Guns aren't something you buy for people.

It was a standard Form 4473, used to file a Federal Background Check. All gun purchases from dealers in the US require these

The form contains very specific language confirming if you are the intended user.

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

My heart breaks for all the people confused about frozen trees exploding because clearly no one put them on this shit in elementary school

[sir jack @power_cerj]

Go Bills. Sucks that football season is over

[LMPD @LMPD]

Stop bragging that you “grew up driving in worse.” This ain’t Buffalo, Steve. This is Louisville. We panic when Kroger runs out of milk.

-On a side note, who drinks whole
milk bc there’s literally none left. Thanks.

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@TWEETORACLE @druski The mega church pastors are going to hell fool. Don't you know about the camel and eye of the needle?