Kendra M

In 1999, I had a stroke during the countdown to Y2K and am now only able to show emotion from one side of my face.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

#Hauntedhouse idea, it’s a poorly lit bar that smells like stale beer, your feet are sticking to the floor, “Get Low” is playing on repeat, and everyone in there is a guy asking why you’re not smiling.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

Does anyone else feel personally victimized by the #hismile ads? Tastes good? Airless pump system that “gives you more?” Ummm… WHERE???

[Kendra M @kmurch]

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[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: A MASSIVE FIRE HAS BROKWN OUT IN HOUSTON TEXAS NEAR OPRAH’S REFUGEE COMMUNITY ⚠️

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@trendy_wendy1

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@trendy_wendy1 @Snapchat

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@trendy_wendy1 Seems like an inside job if you ask me, Dave must have associates working for the Fort Sask Informed adminstrators. You’re out here solving crimes, and they’re out here with shovels digging holes to bury Dave’s dirty secrets.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@amazonca puts the same taste in my mouth as drinking orange juice right after brushing my teeth.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

You know how I know I watch the @FoodNetwork too much? When I saw everyone’s Garth Brooks pictures, the first thing that came to my mind was, I wonder if Guy Fieri is cool with the whole “Triple G” live thing? #iykyk

[Elizabeth Chorney-Booth @elizaboothy]

Maybe we aren't all ready to be back around people just yet. #Oscars2022

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Right now some lucky kid is looking down at Jada’s goofy head while she blows him

[Kendra M @kmurch]

Tonight I learned that I either greatly underestimated Will Smiths mental stability, or I’m about to hear a new entanglement confession on Red Table Talk.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

The number of people excusing a blatant public assault on someone doing their job because of a GI Jane joke? #mindblown

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@kasseym and @trendy_wendy1 are hurting me. Help.

[𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚕 @trendy_wendy1]

Toronto maple

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@FreakyTheory But how do you explain doctors?

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@jkenney @calgarystampede Is is awkward to retweet this while you sit back and try to take 3% of their wages, after never offering hazard pay through a global pandemic? Don’t worry guys free admission to the stampede.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

Sometimes I’m surprised by the number of racist, conspiracy theorist, anti vaxxers I know, and then I remember where I was raised. #whydoiliveinthisprovince

[Kendra M @kmurch]

Remember when the Oilers lost four... in a row?

[Kendra M @kmurch]

@Arbys False. There is a 100% chance I eat there at least once a month.

[Kendra M @kmurch]

Look at the tits on this guy.

[John M Flores @IAmOccam]

@ParkPolice