kt

mom, teacher, aggressive cardigan collector. Probably crying.

[Portaliola @nickisportal]

KAMALA HARRIS LAUGHING SONGS;

A THREAD 🪡

[Portaliola @nickisportal]

Beyonce knew to mother on this one 😭

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

DIVORCE

https://t.co/J52ZIpIyO0

[Gypsy Danger @da38811454]

@GasparillaMusic Heard from a bartender he got word from staff they shut it down. We need refunds, we all came for Run The Jewels.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Jason Karsh @jkarsh]

Technically, this dude who intentionally ignored the systematic sexual abuse of college athletes at Ohio State is correct. Had Trump not run for office, there would have been no need for him to instruct his attorney to make an illegal hush money payment to a porn star.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the long wait for Donald Trump to be indicted. A grand jury has voted to indict the former President for his role in paying hush money to Stormy Daniels. Hallelujah and amen!

[kt @kmw4282]

@lindaholmes ❤️🫡

[kt @kmw4282]

The part where no flyers help him 🥰

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Imagine being such an idiot that an entire team wants to beat you up, and then they do

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Imagine being such an idiot that an entire team wants to beat you up, and then they do

[kt @kmw4282]

I will not correct the misspelling. All the disrespect on his name. 🫡

[kt @kmw4282]

I wonder how @GrittyNHL feels about Tony D’Angelo. 🤡🗑️🚮

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

DeSantis would rather cut off your kid’s access to AP credits than miss a chance to perform “toughness” for the GOP presidential primary audience.

[kt @kmw4282]

TELL ME THIS ISNT FAKE PLS TELL ME THIS MAN IS TRYING TO MICROMANAGE US WITH THIS KIND OF BACKSTORY

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump just posted Ron Desantis as a pedophile teacher drinking with his students.

[kt @kmw4282]

Math and words and things

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

Trump says we went decades without a war during his four years in office

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

A twice impeached former president who's facing multiple civil and criminal investigations, who lost in 2020, and who led his party to substantial losses in 2018, 2021, and 2022 just announced a new presidential bid.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

republican fundraiser emails: THEY WANT YOU DEAD!!!

democrat fundraiser emails: we blew it, i’m so sorry about everything, seriously crying rn (please open)

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it.

We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.