Jess

pursuing a PhD in tomfoolery

[Cute @cutecorestar]

could be us

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

its so cold even the target ball inside

[rell @rellyrich10X]

I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn’t have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked “do you have any updates Steve Jobs?” I’m going to HR

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[* @soiled_plants2]

“what the hell, sure”-ing myself into loving life

[Daimax @DaimaxREAL]

is this anything?

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

they're calling it a PhD

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

How it feels to have 100+ tabs open

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

This is so fucking funny

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[Jess @kn1ghtshade7]

@aeonull 🫵😲

[New York Times Games @NYTGames]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword
- your daily Crossword streak
- that time you solved Wordle in two guesses

[venus @venusyearwood]

my favorite level of intimacy is laying in bed together giggling like children