kelly

seasonal allergies warrior | she/her

[kelly @knburchard]

mojo dojo casa house

[kelly @knburchard]

Tried to explain my crystals to a 4 year old and this is how it resonated

[kelly @knburchard]

You ever let a man rub your shoulders and you think…this would be so much more enjoyable if I just did it myself?

[kelly @knburchard]

Nothing more humbling than having to write and submit business and development goals for yourself only to realize you have no idea what you’re doing

[kelly @knburchard]

Fun and casual forwards from Grandma

[kelly @knburchard]

My toxic trait is that I think I could fix Southwest Airlines with some adderall and a google sheet

[kelly @knburchard]

@paramountplus Fierce, outgoing, spontaneous

[kelly @knburchard]

@Chilis #MerryCrisper

[kelly @knburchard]

waiting for the disaster that will be my Spotify wrapped after trying instafest

[kelly @knburchard]

Me 20 minutes after offering to help my mom in the kitchen

[kelly @knburchard]

The guy in charge of updating Steve Kornacki’s graphics tonight

[kelly @knburchard]

Asking my friends to send me pics from this weekend actually turned out to be a form if self harm

[kelly @knburchard]

@paramountplus Jelly beans never had to have a very public divorce to get people to pay attention to and enjoy them

[kelly @knburchard]

I got new teeth and this is how I feel

[kelly @knburchard]

Hell ya

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

U got a smile that could light up the whole psych ward shordy

[kelly @knburchard]

HBD @liviemaher!!!

[kelly @knburchard]

2 years ago today I brought home my little monsters 🥹💕

[kelly @knburchard]

Nobody:
No one at all:
Men at the airport: I’m going to wear the most lethal amount of cologne I possibly can that smells so offensive, everyone around me is miserable.

[kelly @knburchard]

Pet photos in 0.5 camera will never not be funny!!!

[kelly @knburchard]

She ate!!!!

[Olivia Maher @liviemaher]

Happy friendiversary @knburchard!!!