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[kendra @kndralynnn]

@Spotify it’s it’s a podcast, I always want to sort by Oldest to Newest and Unplayed. Let me choose my default sort😭

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@andrew_stromme You can get an app to turn off your cards until you find it🙃

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@andrew_stromme Which one? I love CTRL Q to mark as read

[kendra @kndralynnn]

UPDATE! They asked me for recommendations to replace it and I sent them a 4 paragraph email with 21 different product recommendations 🙃🤪

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Just found out one of my coworkers uses St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Should I report them to HR??

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Which one of the producers on the Kardashians thought the possessive form of Travis was “Travis’s” ?????

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Just found out one of my coworkers uses St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Should I report them to HR??

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Strange how Todd’s Super Bowl Squares winnings is the exact amount for a wedding decorator. That was so gracious of him. 🥰

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Asking your partner which shelf of the fridge they would prefer the chicken to rot on, because ✨considerate✨

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@notbailes6 Legally you get to have a second wedding. I don’t make the rules.

[kendra @kndralynnn]

I feel like you should get a free pass on your wedding day to do something illegal. Come on. Let me contribute $7k to my Roth IRA. ITS MY WEDDING DAY🥺 LET ME STEAL A PUPPY AND GIVE IT A GOOD LIFE

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Dress as your as your favorite transatlantic trio night! @raynesmusic #WalkTheLine

[kendra @kndralynnn]

I cannot stop laughing that today during my 1:1, my boss offered me some of the candy she got from her Secret Santa and without skipping a beat I said “These taste like Barbie shoes. You know like those Polly Pocket outfits?”

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Feeling a little squirrel-y. Might end all my emails with “lol”

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Me, a 27 year old adult, at the Pride of Dakota show looking for my mother.

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@andilefor You’re too late. Should I call of mine for my Gemini fiancé?

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@Reds @ChattLookouts @ByrdHotTakes He’s sot hot is he single!?

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Scrolling tik tok on silent until you hear your partner start snoring and know you have the go ahead to bump the volume up to 1 and the brightness up to 2

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@dumbiethiccem The Culver’s kid’s corn dog meal absolutely slaps.

[kendra @kndralynnn]

@matcharley I don’t deserve to be friends with you 💕

[kendra @kndralynnn]

Strange man who sat at our table and was likely a serial killer: Wow are like all 5 of you ladies sisters!? You’re beautiful!

Everyone else: Haha no!

Me: Actually yes. There was a 6th, but we we ate her in the womb...

Me: I’m mean no we aren’t