Just Damnit

Why do I have to write anything also read kengan asura

[Freddy @Flodsvinet2]

This is a lie
All that food is meant for Haaland
If we don't keep him well-fed he might start feeding on local wildlife

[cloudabserk @cloudofficial5]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

accidentally said “my tummy hurts” to my straight, white, male coworkers & QUICKLY corrected myself by saying “sorry i meant my stomach kind of hurts”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

[|DoreFatum| @DoreFatum]

That's one way to reunite with Maria 😭

[-helic- @7317helic]

假如明日奈是只大金毛 #BlueArchive #Asuna #明日奈

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

me: can i get a burger ($5.99) with fries ($1.99) and a soda ($1.49)

cashier: sure that’ll be $25

me: ok

[Val @VK_HM]

This is one of the AI things that bugs me the most. Search always understood that if I input a bunch of key words in I just want those words repeated back to me from results. Now it does this

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Mom told me (gay) not to call my brother (also gay) a faggot

[KANA @freakassthug]

the greatest piece of written dialogue of the 21 st century

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

took a lyft in philly yesterday and no joke the driver generated an AI pop song about me and him - both of us by name - hanging out on a drive together

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

real kitten grindset:
- always wake up at 4AM
- scream as loud as you can
- get lots of cuddles
- drink milk but not too much so your tummy doesn't hurt
- knock over every expensive object you can reach
- play with toys
- play without toys
- hunt bug

[Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア) @OliverJia1014]

Some men die of thirst while they watch other men drown.

[cloudabserk @cloudofficial5]

#naruto #sasuke #narusasu

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fast they don’t get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. really wish i knew more of his theories.