afaye kneipp

here’s a toast to my real friends

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Millennials are all terrified of their children, it’s utterly bizarre

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this randomly being the year of mariska hargitay. we needed that.

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[Wyoming Based (natural fiber apparel) @WyomingBased]

Too many farmers' markets have started to resemble flea markets. I came to buy local eggs and heirloom tomatoes, not a cutting board shaped like a US state.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

There just has to be a way to make these vitamins smaller. Theres no way they have to be that big. Something else is at play here

[meghan @deloisivete]

The character I identify with the most in the Parent Trap is the mom who stays home while everyone else goes camping

[Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ @InezFeltscher]

People gaslight you so hard about toddlers and yes they do discover how to say “no” and throw fits but generally they are so cute and awesome no one tells you this

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women's day to the
greatest scene in criminal minds history 💘

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

I try not to give parenting advice, but I will say this: People often say they want to own a home before having a baby. This does not matter at all. The only thing that matters is if you have a washer/dryer

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

She becomes the youngest woman in history to be inducted.

[Patrick Allen @RPatrickAllen]

Chiefs fans in my timeline before the Bills, Broncos game:

"I just hope both teams lose."

Me: "That's impossible!"

The Bills and the Broncos:

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

🤞 🤞🤞oh please, oh please…

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the government shut down and i stopped getting as many spam calls per day

[🦔 @dawseykins]

the way she’s only 4 years younger and they dance SO differently. my weekly tweet about how older women are never afforded as much grace as yall have given andy.

[stop talking dirty to me(ghan) @babyouremyqueen]

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