riley

oh boy, his next big tweet! here comes the good stuff ri-

[riley @knifedreams]

Aaand I'm done!

I can put up with an egotistical douchenozzle with no semblance of respect for the proletariat (I worked for Apple for 4 years), but I can't abide the deplatforming of journalists, and I WON'T support this.

Nothing to follow anywhere else. Just be kind. ❤️

[riley @knifedreams]

I know of very few human beings that need to fuck off harder, faster or more terminally than elon musk

[riley @knifedreams]

opening an incognito tab to look up 40k lore

[riley @knifedreams]

Dude this Pacino bit might be one of the hardest things to sit through I've ever seen #TheGameAwards

[riley @knifedreams]

all hot girls have at least a lil bit of restless leg syndrome

[riley @knifedreams]

I would simply recommend not getting long tubes and needles inserted into major arteries

[riley @knifedreams]

For Christmas last year I got Cayla a Cameo from Kevin Conroy, and I was blown away by how genuine, real and kind he was. Loved his job, but so clearly loved his fans even more. He leaves a hole. Thank you for everything. #RIPKevinConroy

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

so glad that the local news induced crime wave narrative duped the majority of the country into funding these guys more as they claim to be defunded all so they can be the absolute worst at their jobs over and over again.

[riley @knifedreams]

But if the FCC bans tiktok then what will my girlfriend do with the last 2 hours of her night

[riley @knifedreams]

this is literally the plot of csm

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

It’s Chainsaw Man Tuesday

[riley @knifedreams]

@LOCAL58TV What better night for P̸̫̱͋̊u̴̪̓̄b̴͉̆ļ̶̹̄̽i̶̊͘ͅc̴̞̰̊̊ ̶̇ͅA̵̖͌̉ć̷̬̍c̷̲̠͂e̴̤̻̎s̵̞͒͝s̶̯̒ ̸̭͕̊̓T̷̤̃̽e̴̢̩̔͑l̷̥͊͋e̵̼͍̅̉v̶̜͔̿̂ȉ̴̯̙̈́s̵͉͎̐̈ḯ̸̻o̷͚̕n̵̠̑̕

[riley @knifedreams]

@Kilbyarchie I almost did it

[riley @knifedreams]

1 like and I quit my job

[riley @knifedreams]

@jackmohnRC (I can't actually do so, my gf would get annoyed but the sentiment is very appreciated)

[riley @knifedreams]

@jackmohnRC THAT WAS ALL I NEEDED BB BOY LEGGO

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

This shit got me crying 😭😭

[riley @knifedreams]

@briankeating We comprehend in localized pockets. True, universal comprehension is the ideal pursuit of science, but it doesn't make it achievable. Not for us at least.

[riley @knifedreams]

Boy am I depressed, but also boy does waking up before my sleepy gf and getting to start the coffee for the morning and being so excited for her to wake up remind me why I stick around

[riley @knifedreams]

I swear to God I thought I'd mandela effected but does anyone else remember the fucking card-shaped #pokemon PokeRoms

[riley @knifedreams]

The Jimmy Timmy Power hour walked so the marvel multiverse could run