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Common man, living a happily married life. RTs aren't endorsements.

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@ZacksJerryRig @BackupJeffx There's a competition between his eyebrows and moustache.

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@FI_InvestIndia They forgot to add charges for the air that he was breathing in.

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@zoo_bear isn't that the reason he's on spree of giving interviews here and there?

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@ShaykhSulaiman Unfollowed him straightaway.

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@mufaddal_vohra Is it also because fast bowlers get to bowl very much less when compared to spinners in India?
In India he's bowling 8 overs/inning on an average whereas it's 16 overs/inning otherwise in other countries.

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@ShaykhSulaiman Psycho on the loose. Elect a joker, expect a circus.

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@Gabbar0099 Bhai they're class apart. If it's me then I find the comparison itself to be demeaning. One is God fearing and country/constitution loving person and the other one is terror accused.

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@double_scorpio @Memeghnad

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@aartic02 There was one more from our state too, KCR. But he's not in in news because his party couldn't even got off the mark. His party supported the centre in whatever bill they brought forward.

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@CoreenaSuares2 As ktr said the results would be shocking, indeed it is for him too as he didn't know that his party workers were working for the BJP. Can't keep a check on his own flock.

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@zoo_bear Irony that he'll be having to work with vasooli bhai.

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@TRAI automated/recorded message from @OneCardHelp so late night. Multiple times including this. Wife and kid's sleep getting disturbed, can't put phone on silent mode as I live with elderly parents. Unethical, unprofessional and torture from them. Need strict action against them

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@stuffmadehere You should see this.

[Naresh Nambisan I ValuationMantra I SEBI RA @nareshbahrain]

A student of robotics from kerala has developed a machine that can write as per your handwriting. Hope students are not listening. 😀. It's called homework machine.

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@MogalAadil Yeh himaqat sirf khayalon mein aur shaadi se pehle tak hi seemit rehti hai. InshaAllah will meet you after your marriage, till then pin this tweet to show your spouse and laugh about it later.

[Holger Zschaepitz @Schuldensuehner]

Hindenburg Research accused the world’s 3rd-richest man of pulling “the largest con in corporate history.” New York-based short seller released its 2y investigation into Gautam Adani’s empire, causing shares in the Adani Group companies to fall. https://t.co/RkfRcNWuMV

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@asaadhanna @elonmusk Maybe defence projects in the pipeline? Next Tony Stark?

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

CM KCR exposing Modi.
1/n

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Co-founder of popular Indian fact-checker site @AltNews arrested; Press Club of India issues statement noting "Ironic arrest came on a day when India joined G7 and four other countries to protect free speech" @zoo_bear @PCITweets @thewire_in
https://t.co/liHGliCKDQ

[MuslimsinIndia7 @MuslimsinIndia7]

رجال صدقوا ما عاهدوا الله عليه فمنهم من قضى نحبه ومنهم من ينتظر وما بدلوا تبديلا.
الشرطة الهندية لم تكتفي بقتل المنتفضين لرسول اللهﷺ وتعذيبهم وإعتقالهم بل هدمت منازلهم ومتاجرهم والقنوات الهندية تشيطنهم وتشن حربا شرسة عليهم والعلم الإسلامي في صمت مطبق. هدم منزل #فاطمة_آفرين.

[Shadab Khan @Shadab_doha]

@BJP4indla @alishan_jafri @AlJazeeraWorld @AJEnglish @Abdulla_Alamadi @Marsalqatar @zoo_bear @HMOIndia
#arrestyatinarsinghAnand