Kyle Smith

CTO @hominy_AI by day, 50cc scooter gang leader by night. good opinions my own.

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

morning alarm:
- can forget to set
- dumb calming music

pagerduty alert:
- automatic
- exciting and makes u feel alive

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@fernandorojo Would *love* to beta test that OSS lib for AI chat apps y'all have been building. We've faced so many of the same exact problems and our app uses an identical stack.

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

you’d think austin were san francisco with the number of smashed windows out here tonight from this hail storm

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is what happens when Michael Bay is hired to direct In the Heights

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is what happens when Michael Bay is hired to direct In the Heights

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

if u want to do something useful with ChatGPT, generate some movie prompts and tweet them at michael bay. that dude just made his SIXTH film about alien lego robots and this time the lead character is a talking gorilla

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

update: I was finally able to enjoy Transformers: Rise of the Beasts in all of its 10.1” 480p glory, including immersive spatial audio via complimentary in-ear buds.

huge thanks to Delta Airlines for furnishing this exclusive private viewing experience.

full review coming soon

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@davatron5000 @Cloudflare do y’all know if this was recorded and (hopefully!) posted somewhere? would love to watch your talk, dave!

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@elizabeth_joh have you and @romanmars talked about this “Contingent Election” scenario before? I don’t recall hearing about it on the pod. Seems intriguing and topical given precedent and current climate.

https://t.co/wWUqijBPqS

[Cilium @ciliumproject]

🐝New User Alert🐝

@twilio Segment is using Cilium across their Kubernetes based compute platform.

https://t.co/CYCTiQZxPX

[monk @mechanical_monk]

the year is 2038. lk-99 has revolutionized computing, energy production, and battery manufacturing. the average website takes 10 seconds to load 500MB of javascript and a typical laptop draws a kilowatt of energy for a battery life of about 6 hours. there is still no new housing

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

hey @allybank! huge fan for many years. Today I decided I'd migrate my money from @USAA to y'all... except you won't let me have 3 personal checking accounts + 1 joint account. That's next-level stupid. What a dumb way to chase away people that are trying to give you money 👎

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Cal.com @calcom]

@BorjaGVO @killedbygoogle remind me in 12 months

[Dan Lorenc @lorenc_dan]

I'm so mad about this.

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@nikkisammons more like pinotties amirite

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@JamesLoving @levelsio @reckless is this a photo

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

@nikkisammons for sure, intentions are clear since your back is already blown out

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Y'all, it simply doesn't get more 2023 Austin than a Tesla towing a smoker down MoPac

[Henry! @Henboy10]

you can charge your apple pencil with vision pro

[meg. @wondermeg_]

this is absolutely hilarious.