I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
Liza Minnelli has outlived "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," which ends tonight. Not because of low ratings, but because CBS caved to Donald Trump.
Liza Minnelli has outlived Spirit Airlines. All flights have been canceled, and customer service — not helpful in the best of times — is no longer available.