Holski

[Duncan Lindsay @DuncanLindsay]

Tesco presenting creme eggs to me in January

[Holski @knobblybobbhead]

If you need me I’ll be admiring my new boots for the foreseeable x

[Holski @knobblybobbhead]

@silentnightbeds @bmstores wondering why your navy fitted sheet has stained our brand new mattress, pillows and duvet despite being washed before use?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WHO DID THIS?

[dan @cig_influencer]

@Freddie2184 ☝️guy who is NOT getting twos in the smoking area

[dan @cig_influencer]

cigs that don't count
- cigs with a pint
- cigs at a show
- cigs abroad
- cigs from a packet not in english

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Tourist FAINTS after being bitten by a Kings Guard’s Horse after she attempted to pose for a photo.

[Holski @knobblybobbhead]

Can absolutely feel a big 1975 sad boi era brewing x

[Holski @knobblybobbhead]

Not watching the footy, but I knew we scored that second goal cos I heard all the neighbours 🤣

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i don’t even know what iphone i’m using right now they need to RELAX

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

I'm 44.

If you're still in your 20's, read this:

[viki is in another dimension @b3solid]

harriet it’s day 2 be so fucking serious man #loveisland

[𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 ✟𝙀𝘿 🇳🇬 @kxng_edz]

These kisses are so… #loveIsland

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."

[Holski @knobblybobbhead]

Sunny bank holiday Monday use to get me excited for a beer garden. Now I’m excited to put my bed sheets on the line. What a sad old bastard.