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Virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong

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Is this a gen Z thing? If some fat asshole was drowning a buddy I'd be gouging his fucking eyes out

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

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If the dog is doing something stupid, I get it. But if a pampered maltese that is groomed more frequently than the average male human is just like, standing there, what is it exactly that you find so offputting?

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I don't bring my dog many places but still find this perspective weird, it's not like domesticated dogs that likely spend their entire lives inside the same spaces humans do are ravished with disease

[tate @octatate]

something needs to be done about dog culture WHY is your dog in chipotle?

[audrey @phlegmme]

Roast battling a guy with no arms and a colostomy bag and a peg leg but I don’t mention any of that stuff and just keep calling him gay

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people getting ai psychosis is funny you literally got loser disease

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Buster Keaton? More like Kuster Beatin'

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

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This is funny because it's subtly implied that the situation would've been at least somewhat better if he'd been winning at Fifa instead of getting his ass kicked

[PiperIsHyper @PiperIsHyperSSR]

The guy took a shower before we left for the date and when he got out he asked to let his hair fully dry and i was like yeah ofc. He booted up fifa to pass the time and proceeded to lose for 2 hours straight. He had a crew cut.
I was desperately texting my friend to pick me up.

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The Savannah Bananas are spiritually Mormon

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@dliKilic Like there's an alternate reality where the 2010s involved lots of people investing hundreds of billions in trying to compete with Google Search. It just seems like no one even really tried.

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It's interesting comparing this marketplace to search, where there's also arguably very little switching cost. It begs the question: why didn't we see this kind of back-and-forth with who the best search provider was at any given time?

[Ross Hendricks @Ross__Hendricks]

What this really tells you is that LLMs are commoditized products with no switching costs or any other meaningful moat

and if you know that, you know these companies will never turn a profit, which means the entire AI capex trade eventually goes up in smoke

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@dliKilic It's just really odd. Even in the 2010's it was obvious that Search Ads was a money printing business, but the market just gave up on trying to compete. There weren't even any new high profile entrants.

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@dliKilic But why did they suck? Was it really the case that Microsoft/others just literally couldn't compete with Google? Pretty interesting

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@dliKilic People knew about all kinds of different search providers though, it's not like people didn't know what Bing or Yahoo were. They just sucked compared to Google.

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

A totally original take on The Cronin.

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@DrunkKobold No, it's because death and physical suffering are easier to do.