Krista Lynn

If you're here, you're probably trying to figure out if I was being sarcastic. 9/10 times, yes.

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

[Climate Dad @ClimateDad77]

Imagine living on a planet at its hottest in 125,000 years, where CO2 levels are their highest in MILLIONS of years & where you have to work your whole life in a system that’s decimating what little is left of nature just to enrich the most depraved psychopaths who’ve ever lived.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Billionaires don't create jobs.

Jobs exist because people exist and things need doing.

Billionaires buy jobs and they buy people so that they can own all the jobs so they can own people and the wealth they create.

[zeno robinson: custas 🪶 @childishgamzeno]

In no world where billionaires exist should a scientist have to ask the general public to crowdfund the potential breakthrough cure for pancreatic cancer. And that’s why billionaires should not exist.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The richest man on the Planet said money did not make him happy. Well then give it away to people who need it.

[Krista Lynn @knoone413]

@BruceSheridan12 @CaterinaCatK @MeachamDr Lol at thinking any conservative with those values will ever be able to make headway in that party again 😂😂😂

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Zuckerberg and Bezos get far too little criticism.

They sided with MAGA, trading democracy for tax breaks and looser regulations.

They did more than stay silent. They put their profits above the country and protected their billions.

They are clearly complicit

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Bitch, please. If I had one tenth of your money I’d spend every day all day helping people and I’d be the happiest person on earth. You’re miserable because you’re a monster. Cope.

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

Bezos spent $250 million to buy the Washington Post.

Bezos has a net worth of $250 *billion*.

The Post was 0.1% of his net worth.

He bought it and destroyed it.

Abolish billionaires.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Zuckerberg and Bezos don't get enough hate.

They are MAGA collaborators who exchanged democracy for tax cuts and deregulation.

They didn't just stay silent. They sold out the country to protect their billions.

They are complicit

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

Elon didn’t buy Twitter to make money, Jeff Bezos didn’t buy the Post to make money, and Bari Weiss wasn’t installed to make money.

Think of these media platforms as Super PACs for billionaires instead.

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

A man worth $253,000,000,000 bought a 150-year-old American newspaper - heralded for breaking Watergate and the Pentagon Papers - and flushed it down the toilet for no reason.

Democracy Dies in Darkness.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Mitch McConnell is in the hospital.

But, he won't have to worry about medical bills or skipping tests because he has high-quality, government-subsidized healthcare — the same thing he cut for millions of Americans.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Jeff Bezos had $1M for Trump’s inauguration, $75M for a Melania documentary, and money to burn on ballrooms costing hundreds of millions.

Now he’s cutting one-third of the Washington Post.

This is why people are sick of billionaires.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

It’s so CRAZY to me that the UK is mobilizing criminal charges against everybody they can within the law for the Epstein files.

And over here in the US? Nothing. It is FULL mask-off white supremacy driven authoritarianism.

Laws are for the poor.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Walmart just became a trillion dollar company.

Its owners, the Waltons, are billionaires many times over

The starting pay at Walmart is below the living wage

Many of its employees have to work two jobs and rely on SNAP

Abolish the billionaire class
Universal basic income now

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

saying it now so i don’t get yelled at for saying it when it happens. mitch mcconnell is a Bad Person. one of the main architects of our destruction. i will not romanticize his legacy. a deeply cynical man who engineered our legislative branch to work against a democratic society

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Jeff Bezos just fired hundreds of reporters at the Washington Post — including the Amazon reporter holding his OWN company accountable.

Reminder: Jeff Bezos' net worth is nearly $250,000,000,000.