Suryatej Mukkamalla

Give Reggie Bush his Heisman back you cowards.

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

He looks like if matt damon was portraying brian daboll

[Jacob Titus @jacob__titus]

We once painted the sky.

[Nia 🪩 @_johnsonator]

sorry, but tech people constantly calling themselves hot just feels like a sad attempt to retcon high school.

[Tintin @rentierrobbe]

That second photo has her looking like the wife of a 20th century Latin American or southeast Asian dictator

[Justine Bateman @JustineBateman]

I entered UCLA as a freshman at 46 and graduated with a computer science and digital media management degree at 50. In the ten years since, I’ve made three feature films, two film shorts, established a film festival, written for numerous publications, and published two books (third one on the way). You’re either alive or dead. Those are the only two ages.

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

so citadel was going after situational awareness and all of korea got microwaved in the process

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Yo Petaluma is absolutely beautiful 😍

[Suryatej Mukkamalla @knopeForAmerica]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/7ZIXSZxOQ1 #NBA #82and0

[Suryatej Mukkamalla @knopeForAmerica]

Let's goooooo. Wilt is definitely the cheat code. https://t.co/UYUWFFM8GU #NBA #82and0

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

I have never been more sure of anything than I am that De’Aaron Fox is gambling

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Oberyn Martell after knocking down The Mountain

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Your 401(k) is about to become Elon Musk's exit liquidity

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Bucco’s guide to making $400k+:

So, your dumb ass has been lucky enough to stumble into making a 1% salary. Congratulations, you’re at the doorstop of generational wealth (or early retirement). Here’s how to not fuck it up

1. Assume this isn’t permanent: The first thing you need to recognize is most people don’t keep their 1% salaries. There’s a lot of luck, and variable comp, that usually goes into that kind of paycheck. So have some humility and live like it ain’t permanent, because it usually ain’t. Which brings me to point #2

2. Live below your means: Most people who start making fat paychecks start racking up fat credit card bills. But if you follow my first rule you won’t do that. At least for the first 3 years you will live like you aren’t making a lot of money. You will save. A lot. This is a gift to future you

3. Take care of yourself: If you are making this much you are usually working very hard. So take care of yourself. Invest in your brain and your body and your health. It is a marathon, not a sprint, as they say. And one of the reasons people don’t maintain their high paychecks is because they burn out

4. Pay it forward: Fate has smiled on you. You are not only obligated to pay it forward, but it is the right thing to do. One day you may experience something bad, unlucky, and catastrophic. People will remember that you did not neglect others while it was your moment in the sun and they will come to your support. Be kind, especially when you don’t need to

5. Maintain perspective: You are not better than anyone because you make a lot of money. There are many ways to be rich. Be sure that you stay humble, and continue to invest in your friends, families, relationships and health. Or you might one day find yourself with a full bank account and an empty life

Follow these rules and I assure you that the odds of living a prosperous life will tip heavily in your favor

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

People want to date (and later marry) those who make them feel good. This means making them feel sexy, important, and exciting. Most people never experience this, so they get super attached and forgiving of those who do. This is why flirty men and women (even the bad ones) always

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[𝔻𝕦𝕩 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕦𝕞 @Face_Almighty44]

A totally typical story for a successful millennial is:

Dad lost his high paying middle management job in 2009, his parents lost or almost lost the house, and mom worked at Marshall’s 30 hours a week to make everything work while dad looked for work for a year.

[elise 🥞 @seokbeenie]

for real

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

The past is a foreign country

[yoni rechtman @yrechtman]

Growing suspicion that there are vanishingly few use cases for consumer agents. People don’t do work in their personal lives. The only people who do are sf dorks using spreadsheets to plan trips to tahoe