Kevin Norton

This is where I bitch - Endoplasmic Reticulum

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

@AmericanAir CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

@elonmusk @X why tf cannot I not sign-in to my account on the X app on my iPhone? I’ve been getting an error message for days!

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

2009! #bignightoutkhalifa

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The political storyline in S3 of The White Lotus might be laziest writing of all time. Do better, Ned Schneebly

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

Book it. The Denver Bronco’s will be @BarstoolBigCat ‘s pinky team.

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Fritz v Tiafoe > NFL on a Friday in Brazil

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All self-checkout lanes should be 12 items or less.

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

Always an honor listening to @TimmWoods storytelling.

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @nickturani @PardonMyMeme

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

Don’t believe me? Try to maneuver your way thru a busy Whole Foods parking lot

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

There’s a direct correlation between the way a person leans politically and their driving ability.

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

General driving rule: if you’re being passed by an 18-wheeler, you are obstructing traffic.

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

Slamming on your brakes when a light turns Yellow is more dangerous than running a Red light. KEEP GOING

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

If you think I’m going to tip you after I punch my order into a screen and wait for my food, you’re fucking nuts.

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

@garyvee nearly went thru @nickturani with that chest bump

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Each conference should have at least 15 all stars. A full NBA roster is 15 players (13 dress). 12 is not enough, and hasn’t been enough for a long time.

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@mostlysports 00:35:50

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Life

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@ForePlayPod @FrankieBorrelli Kings 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

I cannot take you seriously as an adult if you pinch your nose while jumping into a pool… grow up.

[Kevin Norton @knorton_]

@CNN Stop being stingy fucks and let us watch the Mark Twain award for Sandler already! Jesus Christ! It was awarded over a week ago!