Knotty Otter

wife💍 dog mom🐶 plant mom🌱 heart patient💓 pagan ⭐ spooky enthusiast 🕸️ empath 👽

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Nurses, make yourselves familiar with the Fair Labor Standards Act. It's time we stop letting companies steal our time and money. Who else is expected to carry their phone and answer it while on lunch, yet gets 30min automatically deducted each shift? #RN #nurse #FLSA

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

@CityofVaBeach Is there a delay with trash can collection? Tuesday recycle and trash weren't picked up for my street. Still sitting on the curb untouched today.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

kept on rolling. They're weren't from here, great impression our city made on the two visitors. The dog survived, he managed to miss the two tires that came within inches of his head. This is completely unacceptable and careless.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

@CityofVaBeach This afternoon at approximately 14:15 on the Boardwalk at 28th Street, I watched a northbound City truck almost run over a dog who had gotten loose. His owner yelled for the truck to stop, I screamed. The truck never stopped to make sure he hadn't hit someone just

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Friendly reminder that we could have been celebrating a female president today
#Tulsi

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

All I'm sayin' is everyone who was waiting for Trump to make tHe BiG rEvEaL in the 11 1/2 hour, I know it sucks. That's what happens when you put all your faith in a faliable human. All government is corrupt.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I don’t know how all this is going to pan out - but the Republican Party is finished. That I do know.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

@PandoraSupport A little suggestion... Perhaps on the baby lullaby stations, not having the loudest & most obnoxious commercials play would be great.

#tiredmom #demonnugget

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Let's gooooo

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

Here’s my bill.... it has 2 items. Congress takes no pay for 6 months. Americans receive $1,000 a month for 6 months. End of Bill

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

I'm sure the FBI will tell us what happened in Nashville.
Right after they get around to that Las Vegas shooting.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

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[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Benzedrine Shapiro is the Ocasio-Chavez of the Right.
He's either smoothbrained, or on so many uppers, that he makes these rushed, vapid arguments that sound good in his head, but are so divorced from reality he gets dunked on like Vern Troyer with the Harlem Globetrotters.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Wait... Are there really Virginians out there who would vote for @TerryMcAuliffe for governor?!

Haven't we been tortured enough recently?!

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Friendly reminder that employees at small businesses and locally owned restaurants are NOT the venue to go full Karen about mask mandates. Don't like it? Take it up with your government, not an employee who's scared the gestapo could walk in and shut down their workplace.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

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[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The only thing I will indoctrinate my daughter into is the undeniable fact that Gengar is undoubtedly the best Pokemon.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

I can get all of the aforementioned items at Wawa so...

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Happy International Men's Day!

Just a quick reminder that your masculinity isn't toxic, man-hating is patently unacceptable and you aren't society's punching bag.

So many of us women are really thankful for all the sacrifices you make and the good you put out into the world.

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

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[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Ya know what? I don’t think the federal government has earned my tax dollars this year. Can I opt out or something?

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

Thanksgiving was canceled at my house long before the CDC decided to cancel it. But it makes a great excuse, just doing my civic duty and keeping my door locked 😆

[Knotty Otter @knotty_otter]

I'm gonna go without caffeine tomorrow. May the odds be ever in my favor.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Media is often more powerful than government