Knotty Times

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This is Knotty Times.

A ready-to-drink Delta-9 seltzer made for enjoying the moment without wrecking the next day.

This quick video explains what we’re building and why people are switching.

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#KnottyTimes #DryJanuary #GoodTimesNoRegrets

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Now that’s how a fridge is supposed to look.
Fully stocked. No bad options.
Just grab, crack, and enjoy.
Because running out is not part of the plan.
Stay ready. Stay Knotty. 🍻
#KnottyTimes #StayKnotty #StockedUp #FridgeGoals #GoodTimes

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Luck just walked in 🍀

Captain Knotty is bringing the vibes, the laughs, and a little extra luck this St. Patrick’s Day.

Whether you’re chasing gold or just a great night out, make sure you’ve got a Knotty in hand.

Because the best kind of lucky… is the kind you can feel the next morning.

Stay Knotty. 🍀🍻

#KnottyTimes #StayKnotty #StPatricksDay #LuckyVibes #GoodTimes

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Great nights shouldn’t cost you your morning.

With Knotty Times you can have the laughs, the stories, and the good vibes… and still wake up ready to take on the day.

Because waking up feeling good is priceless.
Stay Knotty. 🍒🥭🍑🫐

#KnottyTimes #StayKnotty #WakeUpFresh #GoodTimes #NoHangoverVibes

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Friday nights are for letting loose with the girls.

No alarms.
No early meetings.
Just laughs, stories, and a few Knotty Times along the way.

Because the best nights are the ones you didn’t overplan.
Stay Knotty. 🍒🥭🍑🫐

#KnottyTimes #FridayNightVibes #GirlsNight #StayKnotty #GoodTimes

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FREE SHIPPING just hit different.
Stock up and save when you grab 3 or more 4-packs.

Mix and match your favorites. Mango. Black Cherry. Peach & Cream. Wild Berry.

More Knotty.
Less shipping.
Load the fridge the right way.

Shop now at https://t.co/lAPL7u7BMH 🍻

#KnottyTimes #FreeShipping #StayKnotty #StockUp #GoodTimes

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Brunch just hits different when it’s a Knotty brunch.

The laughs last longer.
The stories get better.
The “just one more” feels like a good idea.

It’s not about being wild.
It’s about being together.
Good food. Real conversation. No rushing out the door.
Sometimes the best plans are the ones that start with “brunch?”

And end with “we’re not leaving yet.”
Make it a Knotty brunch. In the best way possible. 🍊🥂
#KnottyTimes #StayKnotty #BrunchVibes #WeekendEnergy #GoodTimes

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When are your Knotty moments?

Is it right after you shut the laptop and the house finally gets quiet?

Is it that first sit down after being on your feet all day?

Is it when friends randomly stop by and you decide the night is not over yet?

Maybe it is the small win.
Maybe it is the deep breath.
Maybe it is just choosing to enjoy the moment instead of scrolling through it.

Not every day is a party.
But every day has a moment that can be.

So when are yours? 🍻

#KnottyTimes #KnottyMoments #StayKnotty #GoodTimes

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Big screens. Loud friends. Zero plans tomorrow.

This is the kind of day you don’t overthink.

Good plays. Bad calls. Screaming at the TV.

Snacks everywhere and a Knotty Times within reach.

No agendas. No stress. Just fun, football, and whatever happens next.
Because game day hits different when you make it Knotty Times.

#KnottyTimes #GameDayVibes #BigGameEnergy #StayKnotty #GoodTimes

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Work closed. Roads iced over. Plans canceled. ❄️
That’s not a problem. That’s a setup.
Snow storms are way more fun when you make them Knotty.
Build a snowman. Stay cozy. Crack a Knotty.
Cold outside, good times inside.
Because if you’re stuck at home anyway…
you might as well make it Knotty Times. 😎🍻
#KnottyTimes #SnowDayVibes #WorkClosed #WinterDoneRight #StayKnotty

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First sip hits and it’s like… oh damn.
Didn’t expect that.
Knotty Times isn’t just good. It’s “where have you been all my life?” good.
Smooth. Refreshing. Zero regret vibes.
One of those moments where you look around like, “Yeah… this just leveled up the night.”
Careful though. First Knotty Time tends to turn into a thing. 😏🍻
#KnottyTimes #FirstSipFeels #SoKnotty #GoodVibesOnly

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It all comes down to tonight.
Lights on. Crowd loud. Everything on the line.
Miami vs Indiana.
Two teams. One trophy. No room for excuses.
However it plays out, this is what college football is about. Big moments, big energy, and a night you circle on the calendar.
Grab your people. Grab a cold one. Kickoff can’t come soon enough.
Let’s go.
#NationalChampionship #CollegeFootball #GameDayEnergy #MiamiVsIndiana #KnottyTimes #BigMoments #ChampionshipNight

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Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
His message was not about volume, outrage, or winning arguments. It was about dignity, empathy, and the courage to choose unity when division was easier.
Progress does not come from talking past each other. It comes from listening, understanding, and standing up for what is right without losing our humanity.
That lesson matters just as much today as it did then.
#MLKDay #MartinLutherKingJr #Unity #Respect #Progress #ChooseUnderstanding #KnottyTimes

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Joe Rogan and Rand Paul agree on hemp and it’s worth hearing why.

In The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan and Rand Paul have a grounded, no-nonsense conversation about the benefits of the hemp industry and why adult consumers deserve the freedom to choose.
They cover economic impact, innovation, and personal responsibility without turning it into a shouting match. Just a clear discussion about why hemp matters and why smart, reasonable policy starts with treating people like adults.
If you want context instead of headlines, Episode #2437 is well worth the listen.
#JoeRogan #RandPaul #HempIndustry #knottytimes

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If Pandora had a drink, this would be it.

#knottytimes #pandoravibes

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Most people think better nights come with worse mornings.

We didn’t buy that.

#KnottyTimes #DryJanuary

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Congratulations to University of Miami and Indiana University on making the championship game. Two programs, two incredible seasons, and a matchup that college football fans will really love.
#KnottyTimes #ChampionshipGame #CollegeFootball #GoodTimes #StayKnotty

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"Let’s not get tangled up, Knotty Times is only for the 21+ crew! 🎉🧶 If you’re legal, you’re ready to get Knotty. #KnottyTimes #StayKnotty #21PlusOnly #KnotYourAverageSeltzer