Knowing Newman

Stress makes my eye bags twitch.

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@blaireerskine Is this real?

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@BSolds @Acosta I think one is Eastern Time and the other Pacific which would make them the same time.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

h/t @JudgeFergusonTX

YT: https://t.co/y6UYan7XoZ

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece from last night about how U.S. history is often taught in schools...https://t.co/S1zqXJtlVS

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@TheDailyShow Wow...just...wow! When will this nightmare of an administration be over :-(

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

🎶Kellyanne and Kayleigh, girls, come quick! The boss is in a hole...🎶 #PoorDeplorableTroll 🦑🦑🦑

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece from last night...https://t.co/3nJ5uHt7GK

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Check out my first ever standup from Saturday 🤪 https://t.co/sNHUEgCZ0b

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Honoring veterans with 🥓 like the good Jew that I am.

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@realDonaldTrump Nope!

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A wouldness or a wouldn'tness...

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

What’s it called when Roy Moore defends you? Is there an opposite of a character witness? A won'tness?

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This one has MY name written all over it..."Why Being an Asshole Can Be a Valuable Life Skill" https://t.co/NCRIswEg5h via @markmanson

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@stutteringjohnm Not all lawyers 🤪

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Time for Al Franken to come back. Bill Maher: 'I want to see Al Franken debate Donald Trump' https://t.co/GyhsILV4iN

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Bad parenting is an acquired skill (and taste).

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Bubbie always understands!

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Better than 12 steps.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

From the Archives: 9 Steps to Hating Yourself a Little Less https://t.co/TY9h2nBafv

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I am nothing without my head!

[HeadlessWomenHlywood @HlywoodHeadless]

“Put some red lipstick on her & replace her eyes with men. Trust me, Jim.” #headlesswomenofhollywood

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@stutteringjohnm What I meant to say was GREATEST SHOW EVER!!! 😜🦄🍻🍆👍💩

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Feeling inspired by @stutteringjohnm Great meeting you! https://t.co/Jz2VrfECHL