A Jerk formerly

Alcoholic/Egotistic/Divo/PartyAnimal.I'm a little suicidal, and I love life too much to keep flirting with death, but I'm slowly warming to him.

[A Jerk formerly @knownAsDick]

@KenyaPower_Care still waiting on my issue to be resolved. Please check DM.

[A Jerk formerly @knownAsDick]

@KenyaPower_Care hi, I bought tokens a short while ago but I have yet to receive the message. Please check DM for more info.

[mac @MacDoesIt]

Free speech only exists until you scare the rich

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Why is news that 70,000 men were found in a group chat about raping their own wives and girlfriends not a bigger story?

Why does society pander to misogyny so much it ignores a huge bombshell like this?

Women aren’t safe in their own homes. Gisele Pelicot wasn’t an exception.

[A Jerk formerly @knownAsDick]

@KenyaPower_Care could you please update me on any progress made on my issue?

This is now the second day and things are starting to look very desperate. I'm in Muthiga next to PCEA Gaitumbi church, please assist.

[A Jerk formerly @knownAsDick]

@KenyaPower_Care Thank you for your prompt response. Please tell me when they'll resolve this issue, we're still in the dark.

[A Jerk formerly @knownAsDick]

@KenyaPower_Care hi, we haven't had power in parts of Muthiga since yesterday. We did contact you but the problem hasn't been resolved.

Please check DM for more information.

[Dr. Cole @1drcole]

Make it make sense to me, friends.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

It’s strange how QAnon is suddenly totally silent on this, isn’t it? 🤔

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Michelle Obama: “Children should have healthier lunch options at school”

MAGA: “FUCK YOU BITCH! GO BACK TO KENYA!”

RFK Jr: “I’m insane, abuse steroids, worms ate part of my brain, and I don’t believe in medicine, science, or vaccines.”

MAGA: “YEAH! MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!”

[Bakhti Nishanov @b_nishanov]

I’m Muslim. If somebody tried to bring the Quran into my children’s public schools, I would fiercely oppose it. Not only out of respect for other people’s faiths (or lack thereof) but also because making religion a political instrument corrupts faith

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Our neighbor when I was growing up was in the Mafia, but he was a nice guy. He would regularly give me five bucks just to start his car.

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Guess it's time 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Absolutely 💯 👏🏾

[The Geriatric Emo @ShipwreckStarla]

Stop blaming yourself for your failures.
Learn astrology and blame the planets

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

74.5 million of you are so fucking stupid and we will never forget or forgive you for it. What in the ever loving fuck were you thinking?

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🎯🎯🎯

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

Beaver came home and fell to his knees