Rohit

Techie | Sports-nut | Tendulkar & Federer Fanatic | Rage Retweeter

[Caura @CauraAI]

Marketing department: fully staffed. Headcount: one.

Five agents share one governed memory — measuring the funnel, watching the market, drafting every next move, remembering every lesson.

The human decides. Nothing else needs us ↓

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

MODI & Andhbhakts destroyed the INDIA.

[Kill Bill Pandey @Kill_BillPandey]

How predictable 😂😂

[Harshdeep Rapal @harshdeeprapal]

I worked in Sri Lanka (Colombo) for nearly two years, consulting for MTN (Dialog Telekom), during the peak of the LTTE war (2007–2009).

Believe me, it rains there like cats and dogs for months - May to September, and again November to January.

Yet, even when the country was dealing with an almost civil-war-like situation, I never saw roads crumble because of rains the way ours do every monsoon. So frustrating!

This is how Colombo looks these days.

[Dr.Dhruv Chauhan @DrDhruvchauhan]

Read this carefully , Your 5.5 year MBBS degree will be replaced with a certificate course now .

Maharashtra govt has decided to allow BHMS doctors who complete the Certificate Course in Modern Pharmacology (CCMP) to become eligible for registration with the Maharashtra Medical Council and prescribe modern medicines.
This is one of the most disastrous healthcare policy decisions in recent years.

If 5.5 years of MBBS education, thousands of hours of clinical postings, emergency duties, and a compulsory internship are considered the minimum requirement to independently practice modern medicine, how can a short certificate course be treated equal ?

Funny part is Homeopathic practitioners in Maharashtra are protesting to allow them to practice allopathy .
Indian Healthcare is truly going to Gutter !

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

still waiting for an apology

[Saral Patel @SaralPatel]

Nitin Gadkari’s claim — India’s roads will be at par with America’s.

Reality — The Lucknow–Kanpur Expressway, inaugurated by Nitin Gadkari just 20 days ago, has already undergone repair work for 5 times. It was built at a cost of ₹4,700 crore.

This is the most corrupt government in India’s history.

[Bhaumik Gowande @bhaumikgowande]

The accumulated stormwater outside a national government building is giving 3rd world.

[Rohit @knows_nothing_4]

@taorirahul Tum ghar wapsi karo to ham jaate hai phir 😬

[Rohit @knows_nothing_4]

My employment history was correct before and after portal update they have created overlapping entries 🤦🤦

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

3 years back I had to raise around 15 grievances and follow up for 6-8 months to update a single entry in my service history on EPFO passbook portal.

Now EPFO seems to have updated its portal and guess what? My Service history of that one company is missing. Looks like I've to spend another 6 months to get it updated.

World is building cutting edge tech around AI and we aren't able to maintain even a website in big 2026. There should be an ITR form to capture this pain and time spent in doing Govt's job to claim a refund.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[Vedant @vedant_twts]

If you observe government behaviour, they are very fast when things involve making money, like charging penalties or a smooth ITR website, but when it comes to service, the railway app is down and roads are broken.

lena hai to dono haath se lenge magar dena hai toh ek haath se bhi nahi denge

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

The Prime Minister made a reel saying he “forgives” the students for their actions and mistakes.

Forgives them for what? For asking for their rights? For demanding fairness?

A true leader would apologize to the students for allowing the police to beat them-not expect an apology from them.

That is leadership. That is democracy.

[Sarthak Goswami @sundaysarthak]

They Crossed The Line? 🤨

[b @bunmaskachaiii]

15 year olds are standing with folded hands in front of the camera while 60 year old rape convicts are running the parliament. waah re democracy 😍😍😍😍

[𝐁𝐈𝐉𝐔 ™️ @Bijutweetz]

Hiran scene would have broken the sound barrier of cheers 😭😭😭😭😭

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

Viral Gen Z Girl Who was mocked By shamelsss BJPeeee twitter Handle ,, The more they mocked her, the stronger she became Nothing terrifies trolls more than a fearless young woman who refuses to be silenced 💥🔥🙏

More power to her 💥🔥✊🙏

#GenZ #WomenSpeak #FreeSpeech
#protest

[Harshit Jain @jain_harshit]

Filing ITR feels so depressing.

Paying lakhs of rupees and in return you don’t even have access to clean air, water and now fuel 🥲

[Sanitary Panels @sanitarypanels]

Politicians have a monopoly on crass language 🙏🏽

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

This Girl used many expletives against Modi. It was in bad taste, but that's not a crime.

If She was a US citizen, she could say far worse things against Trump & NO ONE could touch her - That's Freedom of Speech - Absolute Freedom. No ifs & buts.

Convicted R@pist Babas are roaming free and a Misguided Girl is running from Police. That is Modi's India...