Kelly

Just busy embarrassing myself, surprising people and loving a lot.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Our bad.

[shit you should care about @SYSCAbout]

supporting a convicted felon over a woman is fucking insane

[Kelly @kntpxx]

A moment of appreciation for all the comments under this post.

[New York State Dept. of Environmental Conservation @NYSDEC]

📣 DEC is excited to announce the new Establishing Large Forests (ELF) Grant Program!

If you’re a private landowner with 5 or more acres of unforested land in New York State, you may be eligible to apply for funding to create new forests on your property.

[Brian Gomski @BGomski]

@NYSDEC You broke into a man’s house, took his pet squirrel and euthanized it? This is literally insane and unnecessary. The person that made this decision should be fired immediately!

[eve @eveforamerica]

This is Peanut.

This rescued squirrel was euthanized by a government agency.

[Nancy Of The North Is Back @snoopysrevenge]

@GovKathyHochul you have some explaining to do to this family.!!They are an animal sanctuary, Peanut the squirrel was taken & they euthanized him. For no good reason!!
This is Unacceptable!
I’ve never been so ashamed of New York in my life !

[Kelly @kntpxx]

And they euthanized the PET squirrel. This is a horrendous abuse of power but the sad, sick human who reported this and clearly lied to cause nothing but hurt needs arresting.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

P’Nut, a pet squirrel who amassed half a million followers on Instagram, was seized by government officials on Wednesday in New York. https://t.co/AKVWbyTX8r

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

Clear my schedule

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Kelly @kntpxx]

Not sure who this gal was who posted all previous tweets on this account but she got issues.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

Serious question. How do you get a cat out of the gas fireplace?

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

My husband just accused me of marrying him for free tech support. I’m not gonna lie, it was in my the top 3 reasons

[Kelly @kntpxx]

@dominos what's this offering of a receding hairline garlic pizza bread about? 👨‍🦲🍕🤷‍♀️

[Kelly @kntpxx]

Thankyou for this article. @guardian The writing has made my day in this "mundane apocalypse" that has been 2020. https://t.co/PydwFE1mB1

[Boss Brewing @BossBrewingCo]

So it’s official!! @joelycett (we mean Hugo) has only gone and done it! Just the most brilliant show of support from Joe. Can’t wait for you all to see the episode we filmed for his Channel 4 ‘Got Your Back’ show on the whole Hugo Boss saga. #LikeABoss

[Kelly @kntpxx]

Absolute wizard

[The Independent @Independent]

Joe Lycett has legally changed his name to Hugo Boss https://t.co/iAVjJ0AvYA

[Kelly @kntpxx]

I just made a stranger on the tube smile. Granted he was laughing because I dropped my bag 3 times but it counts! #thirstyforhappiness #tfl #london #unlockedanewachievement

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

When you bump into someone heading to the People’s March...

[Kelly @kntpxx]

Sometimes I think I'll wake up and it'll all have been a dream then other times the cat throws up outside my bedroom door at 6am and meows incessantly until I come to see her artwork, then I think maybe not. #weirddream