So fun to see our granddaughter’s dream come true. Straight A student and talent to boot. Sweetest girl ever. Glad she’ll be near my Idaho home. Go Boise State! ❤️
Found this entertaining Amazon review and thought I’d share.
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Bought this $56,000 engine off Amazon while sitting on the toilet. Wasn’t looking for an engine. Wasn’t even looking for car parts. Just saw it, saw the price, and thought, “Yeah, I could ruin my life today.”
It arrived in a crate the size of a small coffin, which feels appropriate.
I don’t own a car that needs this. Hell, I don’t even own a car. I pushed it into my living room. It’s now a coffee table. My friends won’t stop touching it. One of them cried.
The engine makes this subtle ticking sound like it’s counting down to something. Every now and then it leaks a drop of oil onto the hardwood floor and I swear it smells like burnt money and broken dreams.
Customer service reached out to ask if I meant to buy it. I said nothing. They said “understood.”
Update: IRS flagged my account. My girlfriend left. My dog respects me more.
56 grand well spent.
https://t.co/BvjvpZT1Gv
I’m 70 years old. My father was US Air Force. So was I. We’ve been fighting our nations wars for 60 years.
Mamdani immigrated here and became a legal US citizen in 2018.
How dare a communist Ugandan lecture ME on what it means to be an American! He has no clue and he’s destroying NYC. He’s trying to destroy America.
My pissed off meter just maxed. Circuit breakers are popping,
Eff off, @NYCMayor. You’re in way over your head “American.”