Billy Murphy

Zero fucks given

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

People fuckin suck

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Always wanted to be a cop I think its time #Decisions

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@whomikerose http://t.co/VIbn5dT5ys

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

When people post they are in a new relationship, and you just think...

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Me when I wake up on my day off..... IM GONNA BE SO PRODUCTIVE!!!!
Noon time rolls around and I'm like....
Well there's always next week

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Idk if I could survive life with out my two best friends, my middle fingers

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Remember kids, it's only racist if a white person does it. Merica.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a black guy?

Because this isn't going to work.

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

The one thing I hate about working out and eating so much protein is my farts have reached such a level of stink it's scary #wow

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@mhayes_ it's Spring they just call it swimming now

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@acordeiro07 6 inch from crown

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@acordeiro07 ordered my kit yesterday #LowLife

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

When the personal trainers walk up to you at the gym and ask if you want be trained...and they are fat #RightBud

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Girls be like "new boy, new life"...2 days before valentines day...how convenient #Sucker

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Your supposed to take the ball to the end of the field it's called a "touchdown" @Broncos

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@mhayes_ hey 👋

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@mhayes_ your married tho, it was a rash single man decision I like to live dangerously #Rage #notdrunk

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

Going to Foxwoods at 9 on a Saturday night#dontcare

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

My version of snowmobiling last night was driving my truck with my sled in the bed through the woods #notdrunk

[Billy Murphy @knuckleshuffla]

@Ryan5_oh let's hope this goes unseen by them, my arms too tired.