Kylie

sometimes I just stand in the cheese section at the grocery store and just mhmmmmmmm

[Kylie @knuggett]

@erastourticketz ME! I’m here

[Kylie @knuggett]

@erastourticketz I’M HERE AND I WILL BUY PLEASE!!!!!

[Kylie @knuggett]

@ErasTourResell I WOULD DIE FOR THIS ONE

[chase @_chase_____]

apartments are so weird like why do we all live in the same house who’s the dad

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

i'm free february 13th btw (national crab rangoon day)

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

she’s perfect

[karis @rissarooby]

we need a study into people who make themselves their own wallpaper

[Kylie @knuggett]

@NoahKahan we’ll all be here forever ;) see you when you return!!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I have a “deluxe”-sized announcement for you tomorrow. Hahaha unreal joke noah! We love you noah! You’re hilarious and also not hard to be around for more than an hour! Yay!

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

Getting a cat:

My depression 📉📉📉
Crime rate in my house 📈📈📈

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

no yeah i was crazy back then (2 nights ago)

[Kylie @knuggett]

@budweiserusa 🖐️

[Kylie @knuggett]

#BrighterBoston 🤩 @SamuelAdamsBeer

[Samuel Adams Beer @SamuelAdamsBeer]

Tweet on the bright side. Use #BrighterBoston and we might DM you beer money for a Remastered lager on us.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

you think coming out as gay is hard? try telling people you like regular dairy milk instead of oat or almond. see how much acceptance you get from the 'tolerant' left

[Chris Murphy @christress]

once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes

[Henry Cohen @henryzcohen]

America built one (1) non-car dependent city, it became the center of our cultural and financial aspirations, and than we proceeded to never make one again

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

TRAINS we want TRAINS