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I love animes| Favorite movie is Twilight| Chelsea Fan| Emerging FX Trader

[0531 @ko0531_]

Behind every successful man, there is an idea not a woman.

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn't follow football ⚽️ today:

>🌎Day 3 of international break

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd reached verbal agreement with Pochettino to replace Carrick

>🇺🇸Pep Guardiola became USMNT's top target if Poch leaves

>🇺🇸US Soccer pulled out of the U-17 World Cup in Qatar 8 days before kickoff due to safety concerns

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Premier League ruled that Liverpool should've had a pen for Timber pulling Isak's shirt

>🌎A complaint was filed asking the IRS to investigate claims FIFA paid for Infantino's Miami housekeeper

>🇪🇸Como GK Robert Sánchez crashed his £300K Ferrari at the Nürburgring. He walked away unhurt

>🇪🇺Women's UCL results:
-🇫🇷Lyon beat 🇮🇹Juventus 6-0
-🇧🇪OH Leuven 1-1 🇩🇰Køge

>🇫🇷Mbappé was ruled out of France vs Italy tomorrow with a hamstring issue

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Tuchel said there's zero chance he leaves England for a club before Euro 2028

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Kane said he'd "never rule out" breaking the Prem goal record one day (he's 47 off Shearer's 260)

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Reports came out that Lisandro & Tielemans clashed on Man Utd's flight home from Atlético last month after Lisandro criticized their summer transfer window
-(in which Tielemans was signed)

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Zubimendi played down Atlético & Real Madrid links: "I haven't... got in touch with anyone"

>🇮🇹France manager Zidane said he'd love to manage Juventus one day

>🇪🇸Toni Kroos said Barça don't have the elite defenders to play their aggressive high line (other than Cubarsí)

>🇪🇸Carlos Espí said Prem clubs wanted him "then Real Madrid appeared and I couldn't say no"

>🇳🇱Reports came out that PSV are interested in signing Napoli's De Bruyne in January

>Let me know what I missed

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[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

Kukruduuuuuuuuuu!

[0531 @ko0531_]

I’m so hooked to videos like this

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕐𝕂 @BIGYK001y]

⚠️ Disclaimer: Close-up extraction footage ahead. Viewer discretion is advised.

A little extraction therapy for all my blackhead removal lovers! 😍 Who else finds this oddly satisfying?

[JuniXx 永 @JuniXx10]

Cuando el profesor dice que hasta que no resuelvan la pregunta no salen al descanso y la muchachada ve al inteligente del salón levantar la mano:

[0531 @ko0531_]

@Johnba0b X is 6.2

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Chelsea is the most popular British club in Africa.

[Amir ✝️👑⛪️📖✨️ @AAmirKh50764293]

The world need Jesus Share the good news ✝️🕊👑🙏📖❤️😇⛪️

[Amir ✝️👑⛪️📖✨️ @AAmirKh50764293]

Today we are Preaching the gospel in Pakistan 🇵🇰 please remember me in your prayers 🙏

[Math Files @Math_files]

“I love you” is a mathematical function in which “I love” is a constant and “you” is a variable.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection

[0531 @ko0531_]

@WalmartHwang 😂😂😂

[Kafui™️ @Mr_Gidiglo]

Ghanaian Pidgin 101:

ino wan Dey see any “una” “Omo” “ke” and the latest one “swallow”😡😡

[0531 @ko0531_]

That US30 buy I miss. Ahhh. I slept and missed my entry

[Dan Cheung @wannabechamp]

I'm begging you,

once you make it to funded stage

make sure you protect that account with your life

[0531 @ko0531_]

@Brilliantmayor Is this real

[0531 @ko0531_]

@EngrAsekun @heydika5 How

[0531 @ko0531_]

@ZAMENZA No one does a monkey sound better than a white person

[Ameyaw Debrah @AmeyawDebrah]

Chale !

[0531 @ko0531_]

Your Afro beats came from Ghanaian hip life and hi-life

[0531 @ko0531_]

@Efua_ampofoa Tu nun serious