@elmo Okay Elmo, we’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news: Today, we’re launching to fly around the Moon! The bad news: The Moon is absolutely covered in rocks.
the girl on tiktok that got cancelled for saying that people over 200lb shouldn’t do pilates literally has single handedly almost convinced me to finally try it out of pure spite
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy