OAK

[مريم ثالث @Maryaamerhhh]

So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo I should just be able to afford it😭

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I’ve used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me.

[Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye @The_Nenye]

Not really.

Doesn’t stop me from judging others though.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Parents spot fake friends.
Children spot fake relatives.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Consistency fit reach 10 years oo
Connection na 1 week
Grace na 2 seconds

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

I don't give a fuck if you've lost every job and nobody likes you and you're 39. You're not even at halftime. You're just losing right now. You're not a loser.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

If i dey owe person wetin i dey owe my sister i for don dey trend

[OAK @koala_lump]

@Emmyfalconn @ThaBoyYom The thing scatter him dada!!😂

[OAK @koala_lump]

@efuabossobode @ThaBoyYom Tamacti Jun!!

[Sage @OJayansola]

One of the hardest things for me to do is comfort a bereaved person. I just never know what to say. Very very hard.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary. I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

kid just biked by and shouted to his friends "you fucking faggots" i almost shed a tear the ancient texts survive

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

So we tried doing a pred sting and imma be honest the nigga we caught just beat all 4 of our asses. Alex our camera man still in the hospitable.

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up

[𝐓𝐌 𝐅Ú𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐋 @TMfutbal]

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Hattricks scored at the World Cup:

•Ronaldo hattrick vs Spain 🇪🇸
•Saka hattrick vs France 🇫🇷
•Mbappe hattrick vs Argentina 🇦🇷
•Messi hattrick vs Algeria 🇩🇿

Notice anything? 🤔

[W @_common_W_]

Argentina are the only team out of all 48 participants not to have a single VAR intervention against them, despite committing the most fouls in the tournament. Do you even realize how insane that is?

[OAK @koala_lump]

@enyinna_ Na WA o! Person just open my mind, remove everything wey I dey think, come write am down with correct English!

[FeelGoodTales @feelgoodtale]

Our six-year-old handed us a note. His teacher had called my wife and I in for an emergency meeting. We asked our son if he had any idea why
and he said, "She didn't like a drawing I did."
We went in the next day.
His teacher pulled the drawing below out and said, "I asked him to draw his familv and he drew this. Would vou mind explaining?"
"Not at all." my wife said. "Family vacation. Snorkelling off the Bahamas. 😂

[Precious of #GenI @Bigdunss]

Bro, Ronaldo don pass GOAT abeg
We don leave GOAT for una, Ronaldo na DRAGON😂✋🏻🤚🏻

D – Dominance
R – Records
A – Ambition
G – Greatness
O – Obsession (with excellence)
N – Number One