Oswaldo the Koala

Here to party, eat leaves, and steal yo girl....... (Avi is me)

[Oswaldo the Koala @koalazone]

“@TheObamaDiary: #ILoveObama because, damn it, he cuddled a Koala http://t.co/uVqKEenzyY” Exclusive pic of me with the President

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Lil bro got caught watching porn on my mom's phone

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Fun fact: Koalas were invented in 1723

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Don't do drugs. Do me.

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Favorite sex position?
Abstinence.

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@Nudists_Datings

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Who the fuck is this Jesus guy? Sounds like an illegal immigrant trying steal my job

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"He's the only candidate that speaks his mind"
"STFU YA DUMB ASSHOLE"
@koalazone

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My friend likes Trump for Prez. Should I stop being her friend

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Porn is the best thing that's ever happened to me

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Obama went to #Cuba to kick some communist ass

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@koalazone seriously works every time

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If a cop ever pulls you over, flash him your tits. Even if you're a guy

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Just walking around naked in my tree #YOLO

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Hey kids, wanna buy some drugz?

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Sup homies

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Jew

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I. Am. OSWALDO!!!🐨🐨🐨

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Guys are you still alive

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Retweet with a quote for a senior prank. Need ideas ASAP~Oswaldo